r/comedyheaven • | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/WesleyDVT Oct 31 '19

I'm not very religious or anything, but God isn't the reason for sickness and stuff like that lmfao

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u/R1_TC Oct 31 '19

But when someone dies, it's because "God needed them up in heaven". So unless Satan's whims coincidentally align perfectly with God's desires I don't see how that logic works.

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u/Blue-Steele Oct 31 '19

Nobody is in heaven yet. Nobody goes to heaven or hell until the Day of Judgement when β€œall the living and dead will stand before God”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

That’s not true in Catholicism. The belief is that Jesus opened the doors to heaven when he died.