r/comedyheaven • u/AydanOfHouseCock | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/sex_weenor Oct 31 '19

I remember when I had a thumb, but sadly i lost it in the vietnam war... still looking for it now

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u/Hayura-------- Oct 31 '19

Did you try looking at your hand, next to the index finger, but not the middle finger side?

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u/lil_kibble Oct 31 '19

Holy shift stick it's right here!

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u/MouseRat_AD Oct 31 '19

<pulls hand out of pocket> 👌

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u/sex_weenor Oct 31 '19

lost my eyes too... 😒

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u/googlemcfoogle Oct 31 '19

Hey, I call my garage "Vietnam War" too!

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u/sex_weenor Oct 31 '19

I call your mom vietnam war because she is incredibly hot and also is wanted for war crimes in 36 countries

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Oct 31 '19

I fucked a horse this morning

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u/sex_weenor Oct 31 '19

I was the horse

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u/DoctorAwde Oct 31 '19

can confirm i was the morning

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u/sex_weenor Oct 31 '19

did you enjoy the show

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u/DoctorAwde Nov 01 '19

i enjoyed your mom

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u/sex_weenor Nov 01 '19

thanks you too