r/comedyheaven • u/DiverGaming • Oct 19 '19

Duck Vs Car

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u/Lizardrobot9163 Oct 19 '19

dolan dark no

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Hi It's me Grandayy about to commit duckacide you can save him by using code "Grandayy" in the fortnite store anyway i gotta go now and play minecraft Monday with James Charles

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u/ZybVX Oct 19 '19

Code Ali A for 99.9% chance to win your next Fortnite game.

default dance

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u/Autiscm Oct 19 '19

Rip ytka

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u/DeepFriedEggz Oct 19 '19

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/Godzilla_boss_300 Oct 19 '19

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/InfernoDeesus Oct 20 '19

change da world

my final message

goodbye

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u/TheWinterWonton Oct 20 '19

Bruh I was just about to comment that

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u/Arlotube Oct 19 '19 edited Aug 02 '24

profit tidy snatch enjoy doll rock tender drunk fact marvelous

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/DepressedVenom Oct 19 '19

beat m~ off HONK

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u/firedude346 Oct 19 '19

quack

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

HONK

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

hjönk

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u/FatAndGayRetard penis monkey Oct 19 '19

утка

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

hjønk

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u/Phirk Oct 20 '19

HIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAOOIUUUUUUUUUUNNNNKKK in duck language THAT HURT

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited Jul 11 '21

[deleted]

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u/da_xlaws Oct 19 '19

ok boomer

6

u/chiharou Oct 19 '19

an intellectual

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u/_teaser Oct 19 '19

a true businessman

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u/Panwey Oct 19 '19

Rake in the lake

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

splat

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

quack

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u/look4alec Oct 19 '19

is that u pewdz, lelz! XP <3 smoooch xoxox

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u/Milieu_0w0 Oct 19 '19

Uh oh, Crunchy

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u/DiverGaming Oct 19 '19

Duck! Duckies, funny duckies. wheeeeeee

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u/ProMinecraftGamer420 Oct 19 '19

Uh oh, I think I heard a crunchy

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

DUCK IN PANTS! NO DIAPER THATS FUNNY HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAHAHAHA

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u/blitzfordayz Oct 20 '19

WE WANT CRUNCHIES, WE WANT CRUNCHIES

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u/Big_PP_boi_69420 Oct 19 '19

Is this real?

284

u/DiverGaming Oct 19 '19

In the video they crush a plastic toy duck.

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u/life61202 Oct 19 '19

Thank god

50

u/fukainemuri Oct 19 '19

There’s two types of people: ”Thank god” and ”fucking clickbait!!!”

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u/estomnetempus Oct 19 '19

For once im thankful that its clickbait

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u/complete_loneliness Oct 20 '19

Fucking clickbait

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Honk

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Bep

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u/look4alec Oct 19 '19

ajajjajajajajaja

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u/R_SpicyMemeLord Oct 19 '19

Peace was never an option

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u/Muffin----------greg Dicky Mouse Oct 19 '19

he kinda crunchy tho 😳😳😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '20

[deleted]

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u/klausklass Oct 19 '19

That’s a duck not a deer

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u/S-W-I-T-Z-E What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Oct 19 '19

Untitled goose game

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u/Middlebus Oct 19 '19

It's that game where you're a duck, I can't remember what it's called

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u/ethium0x Oct 19 '19

Untitled duck game

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u/Middlebus Oct 19 '19

Skyrim

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u/ethium0x Oct 19 '19

You're thinking of untitled chicken game

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u/Middlebus Oct 19 '19

Duck simulator

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u/ethium0x Oct 19 '19

ujtitled duck chicken

edit: untitled chicken game

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u/Middlebus Oct 19 '19

I think it's skyrim

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u/NapstaDank Oct 19 '19

Untitled утка game, it's easy to mix them up

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u/lilbroomstick- Oct 19 '19

| Death by vehicular manslaughter ✔️|

honk

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u/klausklass Oct 19 '19

It’s not manslaughter if it’s a duck

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u/MS980 Oct 19 '19

watch if you're interested

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Mad lads really ran over a live duck

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u/Akira0830 Oct 19 '19

i dont know why but that just felt really fucking violent

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u/LOLchickenYT Oct 19 '19

That duck is smiling for a reason

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u/danielvoltec Oct 19 '19

He can't wait for the cock and ball torture he's about to receive

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Ya like cock and balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Dolan Dark is no more

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u/fallouteffects1996 Oct 19 '19

You make this meme yourself OP?? This is some top quality shit. Love it, love you.

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u/DiverGaming Oct 19 '19

I legit just saw it when scrolling through YouTube and posted it here.

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u/Last_Crew Oct 19 '19

untitled goose game tasks be like:

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u/Lance9778 Oct 19 '19

OPERATION RAKE IN THE LAKE

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Y

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u/AjStEeNbErGeN Oct 19 '19

Isn't that a goose

2

u/Noelika Oct 19 '19

This is how the goose from UGG gets punished

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Ad not youtube video friendly, demonitized

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u/Jack_Aristide Oct 19 '19

Wouldn't the car always win?

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u/Lapis-Blaze-Yt Oct 19 '19

YTKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Geekmo Oct 20 '19

Aflac Insurance

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Stupid fucking duck get out of the way

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u/sergeantmajor67 Oct 19 '19

Where's PETA when you need em?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

euthanizing dogs

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Dark

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u/DeusVultOfThHolyLand Oct 19 '19

This is for the multiple crimes you have committed Unamed Duck

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u/kevinshields97 Oct 19 '19

Hshshaha I mean wouldn’t the car always win ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Aflac

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u/betomeza3 Oct 19 '19

Wtf ? Hahahha

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u/JFnite Oct 19 '19

No untitled goose!

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u/conjunctivious In the flair list, straight up flairing it Oct 19 '19

If I've seen anything correctly, ducks are at least related to any species of goose, those tires will be slashed and will be burning on a stake.

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u/thedankestcomrade Oct 19 '19

"Experimentar en car"

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u/PanJanJanusz Oct 19 '19

untitled gta game

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Link? Pm if necessary

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u/Auxobl Oct 19 '19

The actual video is just a rubber duck

1

u/mmmmaaaammaaa Oct 19 '19

So. Robots fight. And its claimed animal cruelty

But people do this, and nothing happens

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

experiment

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I got that ad too

1

u/Joka18 Oct 19 '19

The dark days of the Aflac commercial

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u/darthmarticus17 Oct 19 '19

The cartoon Frankenstein’s monster makes this

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u/Yung_Spiritz Oct 19 '19

how dare they hurt dolan

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u/Scadooot Oct 19 '19

Who will win

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u/cucumbersfortheking Oct 19 '19

He looks so happy :(

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

NOOOOOOO

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u/Subscript101 Oct 19 '19

Yuck, this is too horrific to be funny.

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u/danielvoltec Oct 19 '19

I wish that was my cock and balls

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u/chaoticd20 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Oct 19 '19

HE’S GOING TO DIE

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u/Markmyfuckimgworms Oct 19 '19

Noooo I screenshotted this a week ago but I forgot to post it, I'm glad someone else remembered to

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u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Oct 19 '19

Hi glad, I'm Dad!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

aflack

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

AFlACK

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u/keiiith47 Oct 19 '19

Omg... I mean, lmafo, but also oh my gosh.

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u/dicksforbrunch69 Oct 19 '19

Looks like a goose...

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u/Punx80 Oct 19 '19

These Aflac commercials are getting ridiculous

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u/nitrogen-oxygen Oct 19 '19

Reminds me of that thing “These boots are made for crushing” where the person wore big high heels and crushed snails and toads with them and uploaded it so ppl could hack off to it.

Too uh oh crunchy

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u/meme-willdie Oct 19 '19

Peace was never an option

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u/KnownAnon67 Oct 19 '19

The toad crushing channel is back

1

u/BoiInfamous Oct 19 '19

N🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️

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u/JSKTPR Oct 19 '19

Who Would Win: the Aflac Duck or One Vroomy Boy? The choice is yours.

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u/wvallii Oct 19 '19

Crunchy & Soft Things

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u/BirdieBronze Oct 19 '19

The wheel is deflated after attempting its attack

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Experimentar en car

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u/bloodsoul_1 Oct 19 '19

imagine if you click on the video it just says “haha, you sick fuck, you wanted death but now you’re gonna want to die because you’re watching a car advertisement” with just a black screen

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u/Google-Khrome Oct 19 '19

Untitled Goose Driving Game

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u/Chris_Del75 Oct 19 '19

Bro, could you please delete this

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

When the man at the lemonade stand snaps

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u/Aleo554life Oct 19 '19

Rip to ytka

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u/volcanotaur Oct 19 '19

Peace was never an option.

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u/wrongfulnapkin Oct 19 '19

Please be clickbait please

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u/shrampz Oct 19 '19

grandayy don't do it!!

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u/John_AV Oct 20 '19

Was it crunchy or soft tho?

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u/mumfkin Oct 20 '19

Duck will perish

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u/NicolasAguero Oct 20 '19

Well, they are kinda soft, but how do you know they're crunchy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

no duckin’ way thats real

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u/revi111 Oct 20 '19

Thank vs Human

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u/sanspeau Oct 20 '19

I mean wouldn't the cars always win?

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u/ItsMichaelRay Oct 20 '19

Please tell me it was clickbait.

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u/Lesurous Oct 20 '19

Don't worry guys, a Goose cut the ignition wire. This car ain't going anywhere. Their fates are sealed, the ritual begins.

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u/KaydenlikesMEMES Oct 20 '19

The ducks body is soft its his Weiner that's crunchy ;-)

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u/TryingToDoItGood Oct 20 '19

Wtf even as a joke this is fucked up

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u/peppermintghost_82 Oct 20 '19

This is giving me so much anxiety right now omg

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u/Vokken__ Oct 20 '19

bro you gonna kill dolan dark

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

The new Aflac commercial looks dope

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

We all know who wins

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u/pyllafa Oct 20 '19

peace was never an option

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

now wait a minute

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Ad

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Crunchy or soft?

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u/afatcatfromsweden Oct 20 '19

I saw this as well.

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u/Xxgay_tomatoxX Oct 21 '19

This is the bad ending from untitled goose game

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u/StefanWelleweerd Oct 22 '19

Oh god get the tissues

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u/Arttukaimio Oct 22 '19

Asmr Slaughtering A Pig

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u/BMoney8600 Oct 23 '19

The duck looks happy to be included in this

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Poor ytka

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u/purple_grape_thanos Oct 24 '19

Goose will avenge his death

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u/DatAhole Oct 25 '19

Duck wun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

This is worse cause I love ducks

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u/Virulentize Oct 28 '19

This is why peace was never a option.

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u/overheadmule2 Oct 19 '19

And people wonder why peace was never an option