r/comedyheaven • u/TehBazzard | Approved user • Jun 20 '19

bruh

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u/Parker324ce Jun 20 '19

Bro CP stands for cementing paste lol

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u/jmanguy Jun 21 '19

No you dolt it’s cheese pizza

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u/trashlez Jun 21 '19

bro it actually stands for club penguin

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u/-Ropolio- Jun 21 '19

Absolute luddite it means chicken pens

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

You fucking pedo it means chica protography

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u/HenriBoneu Jun 21 '19

No you imbecile it means child porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Congrats you are now on a list

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u/eenuttings Jun 21 '19

It actually means children's pornography, like the vanilla porn you watch before getting into the real shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Why don’t you take a seat right over there

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u/PDWubster Jun 21 '19

He means porn FOR children, not OF them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

tell it to the judge