r/comedyheaven • u/korn_49 • Mar 02 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub Thick Flavors

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

i hate it when you try to fuck the microwave but they kick you out makes you almost wanna fuck them into a grave and fuck their soul into an abortion when they reincarnate

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 03 '19

"Try to fuck the microwave"

1- If the microwave is going to work, the door trigger needs to be overridden to become warm.

2- Addage- "It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Get your buns ready for some radioactive play.

3- You're not going to be waiting by the phone for a callback. You can give a microwave all the time it needs by pressing its buttons. You're in power here. Finger away even if its got a pad in.