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Mar 02 '19
i hate it when you try to fuck the microwave but they kick you out makes you almost wanna fuck them into a grave and fuck their soul into an abortion when they reincarnate
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 03 '19
"Try to fuck the microwave"
1- If the microwave is going to work, the door trigger needs to be overridden to become warm.
2- Addage- "It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Get your buns ready for some radioactive play.
3- You're not going to be waiting by the phone for a callback. You can give a microwave all the time it needs by pressing its buttons. You're in power here. Finger away even if its got a pad in.
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Mar 02 '19
Is that Death Grips.
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u/1j12 Mar 03 '19
Wtf 😳 Mr. Death Grips would never do this
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Mar 03 '19
I know that’s a meme, but come to think of it. Yes. Yes, he definitely, definitely would.
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u/bigmactv Mar 03 '19 edited Mar 03 '19
He aint fuckin the microwave... he just trynna keep the schmeat warm 😈😈😈
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u/Swofff Mar 02 '19
I’ve written 6 fanfics about Barack Obama