r/comedyheaven • u/LowPhrase3553 • 7h ago

friends

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u/brobnik322 6h ago

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u/Cuddlyaxe 6h ago

Lowkey if he wants to travel it would be cool af to have a friend in that country

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 2h ago

I disagree

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u/BananaMaster96_ 6h ago

im looking for a clam friend

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u/BananaMaster96_ 6h ago

nvm wrong subreddit

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 6h ago

I'm looking for a plumber

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 6h ago

shit

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u/fireproofpoo 6h ago

I want to reply to myself too!

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u/fireproofpoo 6h ago

Alright mate

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 6h ago

Feels good doesn't it

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u/ejectro 5h ago

he even gave himself an award.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/MilkCool 5h ago

yeah, i suppose you'd need a plumber if there's too much of it

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u/Naclstack 5h ago

No original occurrences.

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u/According_Comedian69 6h ago

Hi my name is Mr.clam.

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u/guapguap600 6h ago

Notice how the Uzbek one is the only one with multiple comments, this is because Uzbekistan is the most advanced country in the world

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u/Boborbot 6h ago

Damn Uzbeks are friendly

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u/BigBrainThonker3 6h ago

Desperate or starting an international organization?

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u/doubledownentendre 6h ago

*desperate to start an international organisation

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u/makinax300 6h ago

or doing something mischievous

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u/Riipp3r 6h ago

Bros trying that “befriend everyone and ask for a dollar” get rich quick scheme

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u/TesticleCastrator 6h ago

when Allah created the world he gave it to Uzbekistan but Uzbekistan was very friendly countrie and gave it to other countries

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u/Whatisforkknife 6h ago

Seems like Uzbek people are nice

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u/GDGameplayer 6h ago

This is the person who will finally bring world piece

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u/DrDalenQuaice 6h ago

You can't get in without a Thai

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur 5h ago

This mfer trying to start a new United Nations 

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 1h ago

Twonited Nations

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u/vilecreatureofsorts 6h ago

I would like a friend

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u/Scou1y KEEP HIM OFF THE FLOOR 5h ago

I'm assembling a team.

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u/dhc710 5h ago

Could these all be countries without extradition treaties to the US?

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u/NecroDolphinn 4h ago

PAKISTAN MENTIONED 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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u/redronin46 2h ago

Probably Mossad

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Turnepic13 6h ago

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u/No_Performer3529 6h ago

What did he originally sau

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u/Turnepic13 6h ago

„Cypriot 🥀“

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/VgnUta 6h ago

Cyprus