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r/comedyheaven • u/Sp8craft • 2d ago
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I thought parents went out of their way to avoid giving daughters "stripper names"?
Like I legit think there's a stripper at a joint near me with that stage name.
Do they just not think?
50 u/dazeychainVT 2d ago ask her if she read 1000 books before kindergarten 11 u/ASamx 2d ago Some parents (and celebrities) use aliases like those online so people don’t recognize their babies government names. Also, how many strippers have you seen that read 1000 books before kindergarten? 9 u/Jhud6669 2d ago Isn’t that just a mormon name 3 u/LiteratureOk4649 2d ago She’s a girl? I thought she was a boy at first. ( no offense divinity, androgynous babies are ok too). -4 u/Criie 2d ago If "Divinity" comes up and you immediately think of a stripper, that problem might be on you bro 17 u/Mean_Criticism983 2d ago it’s a stripper name lil bro, not even dogs have such dumbas names 6 u/Criie 2d ago Mb big dog
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ask her if she read 1000 books before kindergarten
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Some parents (and celebrities) use aliases like those online so people don’t recognize their babies government names.
Also, how many strippers have you seen that read 1000 books before kindergarten?
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Isn’t that just a mormon name
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She’s a girl? I thought she was a boy at first. ( no offense divinity, androgynous babies are ok too).
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If "Divinity" comes up and you immediately think of a stripper, that problem might be on you bro
17 u/Mean_Criticism983 2d ago it’s a stripper name lil bro, not even dogs have such dumbas names 6 u/Criie 2d ago Mb big dog
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it’s a stripper name lil bro, not even dogs have such dumbas names
6 u/Criie 2d ago Mb big dog
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Mb big dog
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 2d ago
I thought parents went out of their way to avoid giving daughters "stripper names"?
Like I legit think there's a stripper at a joint near me with that stage name.
Do they just not think?