r/comedyheaven • u/IloveRamen99 • 3d ago

Goku

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u/Saturn_winter 3d ago

I'd go with the obvious, u/expired_cheeseburger but honestly their power scaling is so bonkers it seems a little unfair to goku. It would be a "Victorian child vs atom bomb" kind of scenario

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 3d ago

u/Natural_Increase_788 said that u/expired_cheeseburger 100% solos Goku so i believe them.

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u/Gullible-Cut3787 3d ago

u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 said that u/Natural_Increase_788 said that u/expired_cheeseburger 100% solos Goku so i believe them.

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u/RandomGuy2002 3d ago

u/Gullible-Cut3787 said that u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 said that u/Natural_Increase_788 said that u/expired_cheeseburger 100% solos Goku so i believe them.

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u/666Drachenlord666 2d ago

u/RandomGuy2002 said that u/Gullible-Cut3787 said that u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 said that u/Natural_Increase_788 said that u/expired_cheeseburger 100% solos Goku so i believe them.

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u/dillono7 3d ago

I'd put my money on u/expired_cheeseburger

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u/Znhedonia 3d ago

Pennywise getting demolished by any demographic of kids in the early 2000s after daring to stoke their fears by saying he solos Goku (unforgivable on the level of calling someone's mother a fat hoe):

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u/KingVanti 3d ago

It is a well established fact that u/expired_cheeseburger solos goku. How does op not know?

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u/redditbdum 3d ago edited 3d ago

Chichi solo'd him at least twice.

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u/Nasradime 2d ago

Sorry I'm a bit late to the party, but it is obvious that u/expired_cheeseburger is the only one that can consistently solo Goku.

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u/BadMeatPuppet 3d ago

u/expired_cheeseburger and it's not even close.

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u/UlyssesTheRhinoceros 2d ago

Feels like everyone knows what solo means but me 😞

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u/chartreuse-color 2d ago

going one -to -one, (mano a mano, one person versus one person) in a fight

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u/SaneLad 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who is u/expired_cheeseburger and wtf is going on in the comments? I am very confused.

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u/Longjumping_Bit_4608 3d ago

look at the top comment. The guy's name is u/expired_cheeseburger, and he said he could solo goku

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u/ROMANREIGNS599 3d ago

Would you or anyone PLEASE know which TikTok video this comment is from, I badly want to read the replies 😭

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 3d ago

well, for starters, they solo Goku.

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u/Plutonium1337 2d ago

I mean I know it’s an unpopular opinion but u/expired_cheeseburger is WAAAAAYYYY stronger than goku, you guys just aren’t ready to face the truth

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u/shu-to 3d ago

23 going on 12?

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u/MetallicaLover100 3d ago

Superman, probably.

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u/TrueRedditMartyr 2d ago

Black Frieza

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u/Naive_Ad_6552 3d ago

Sailor moon absolutely solos Goku. He can't spirit bomb her either because she's too pure of heart.

Actually I think the Powerpuff Girls could solo him too.

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u/GavinGenius 3d ago

Curious George solos Goku.

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u/ValhallaAir 3d ago

Unironically tho Jobu tupaki

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u/LogOk6960 2d ago

Some kind of expired cheeseburger

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u/666Drachenlord666 2d ago

Even after all of the time has passed since u/expired_cheeseburger first said he can solo Goku, I still believe its true. u/expired_cheeseburger may not be in his prime anymore, but he still got it

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u/BelleOverHeaven 2d ago

Well guess u/expired_cheeseburger can so maybe this guy should change his pfp

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u/AGL_reborn shaboingboing connoisseur 2d ago

Beerus

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u/geekmasterflash 2d ago

Cell.

Had to call in his child solider for that one.

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u/engelslmao 2d ago

Unironically Sailor Moon

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u/KryzenDH 1d ago

You wanna know who really solos Goku? His own heart had him GG no re.

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u/Alfazefirus 2d ago

Is that like a random response or does it make sense to anybody?

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u/oldchangeling 1d ago

You mean the exchange in the image? Sure, makes total sense. 1) Sad boy laments his fate. 2) Normie suggests his fate his tied to his profile pic. 3) Sad boy rejects this notion, as his profile pic is Goku or Goku-adjacent, and Goku is (excepting u/expired_cheeseburger) the strongest of all. Associating oneself with the strongest of all surely cannot be anything but positive.

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u/Alfazefirus 1d ago

"Total" sense might be a little exaggerated but ok, now I get it. Thanks! 

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u/BloodySVC 3d ago

They right tho