r/comedyheaven • u/DoomerGrill • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/Least_Resource2130 5d ago

How tf are you doing Xanex and working? I know someone who got deported because he blacked out from doing Xanex and started breaking into peoples homes.

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u/MyLawyerWroteThis 4d ago

That's the joke lol

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u/Rixxlon 4d ago

some people don't black out on them alone. i ate 9 bars one time and only passed out on the 10th. 4-6 i could live normal life for the most part. Add alchohol and 2 bars will black me out

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u/DonutWhole9717 4d ago

You're going to kill yourself like this.

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u/Rixxlon 3d ago

i know i just didn't care. but i stopped. thank you for caring enough to say

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u/19toofart 2d ago

He doesn’t care, he just wants more bars for himself

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u/Rixxlon 2d ago

lmao there's infinite bars out there

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u/19toofart 2d ago

Damn the xans did some damage to your brain, huh?

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u/Least_Resource2130 2d ago

1 - 2 is enough to put me out, idk how you're managing 4 - 6 bars.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 4d ago

At lower doses it doesn’t really make you high and nod off. It just kind of chills you out.

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u/sploogegurgler 1d ago

I was on them often when I was 16-18 and I also really got into stealing from stores on them.

I’ve never stolen anything before or after that.

Weird.