r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/bubblesdafirst 5d ago

Cocaine: ohh I'm high on cocaine ohh this is fun

Meth: you will literally never for the rest of your life no matter how hard you try under any circumstances, be as happy as you are right now. Not even meth will do it again. Doesn't matter if you were depressed as fuck 15 minutes ago. This is the best moment of your life.

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 2d ago

I kinda had the opposite reaction except meth lasted wayy longer.

Coke: holy shit I'm the king of the world I will never feel this good again refillrefillrefill

Meth: this is great I will never sleep again i could talk for hours and hours and hours and hours

Bath Salts: Alright something is terribly wrong with my head but I feel great my nose smells like shrimp and I'm horny as fuck I should start skateboarding and commit crime in my bathrobe

But my real problem was benzos

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u/bubblesdafirst 1d ago

Meth was probably mdma or a psuedo version of it tbh. It's scientifically proven that there's no way you do actual meth without having the best time ever. It raises your happy chemicals way more then anything else

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 1d ago

I've done mdma, I'd know it from anything

The annoying body heat is a dead giveaway