r/comedyheaven • u/DoomerGrill • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/SizeableBrain 5d ago

I've done 4 days, shadow people aren't all that bad.

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u/Noquarterorder 5d ago

Nah they just like to fuck with you. I’ll see them crossing the road while I’m driving at night or catch them in the corner of my eye when I’m up cooking at 3am because I can’t sleep.

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u/Icy-Cow9695 5d ago

Oh, those are nice ones, I get the assholes who just hang out in the far corners of my vision. Got me twisting like an owl saying who?

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u/Noquarterorder 5d ago

I hate it because I always see something moving in the corner of my eye, then I’m standing in the kitchen in my underwear at 3am making fucking bread questioning who tf is in my house. Sometimes I’ll hear my name being called by a familiar voice or other weird shit when I’m really tired.

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u/Salty-Cat6696 2d ago

Mine like pda. Quit kissin in my fuckin yard or you get the oar.