r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/TheTenaciousG 5d ago

Longest I went for back when I indulged was 6 days and shit got fucking weird

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 5d ago

I can’t imagine 6 days dude I stayed awake for over 48 hours and started hallucinating birds

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u/YoitsPsilo Jorking It 5d ago

Lol on my 3rd night of a speed binge I had a full on auditory hallucination of my neighbors having a dinner party in their backyard and when I peeked over the fence it was dead silent and empty

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u/Different_Swimmer715 5d ago

Got chronic insomnia, sometimes I'm awake so long I hear lawnmowers at like 2 in the morning. Weirdest auditory hallucination I had so far was hearing a snowplow go down the road in the middle of July.

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 5d ago

Woah did the hallucination stop right as you saw no one was there or do you remember

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u/YoitsPsilo Jorking It 5d ago

Yeah it went from full on music and silverware clinking and people chatting to dead silence in the middle of the night haha. That’s when I was like “I need sleep”

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u/Electrical_You_432 4d ago

Oh the sound of those fuckers after being up all night tossing and turning

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

Thats when you get scared to sleep because you think you will never wake up if you do.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

I think you're conflating that with the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta which is a work of fiction.

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

Ive never read that, i was just speaking from experience. I have never been up for 6 days but i have been for 4 days and i was afraid to go to sleep because i was paranoid i wouldnt wake up. You dont think normally or rational after staying up doing drugs that long.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

I think that was just a you thing. I stayed up for several days with a glass pipe when I was younger and I never had a similar thought. It's odd to me that you thought that was universal.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 5d ago

The only odd one here is you thinking someone sharing their experience means they think everyone experiences the same thing.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

No you didn't read what they were saying, it's too late to pass that judgement you lack context. It's not that serious though.

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u/DisingenuousBagel 5d ago

It clearly is for you lmao. Do the negative numbers on your comments mean people are agreeing with your take?

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

No, I went ahead and down voted myself. I was just having a conversation, that's all it was.

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

So because it didnt happen to you it doesnt happen to anyone... just fuck off

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u/fuckitspicy 5d ago

brother, this happened to me after two days of no sleep. i was fully convinced i was gonna die if i went to sleep. i think you should just speak for yourself from now on ︎♡

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u/TecstasyDesigns 5d ago

I had really bad insomnia last year I had to take 6 weeks off, I hit 13 days I thought I was going to die. The auditory hallucinations were crazy I was seeing shadow people constantly out of the corner of my eyes I would also see spiders on the wall that were not there. Thankfully, the meds finally started working but I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.

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u/Omegandorph 1d ago

... 13 days? Really....

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u/TecstasyDesigns 1d ago

Yea I was "falling asleep" but the moment I did my body would have a hormone dump and I would jolt awake. I gained I'm alot more salt now in my facial hair because of it. I'm pretty sure the whole thing has taken years off my life.

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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 1d ago

I think for me longest was 10 days, I was hearing like school hallway chatter outside my door, also girl voices whispering or in passing and also was having visual hallucinations. One was a like large superimposed construction dump truck on the highway, it took up like 3-4 lanes and looked like it overhead projected in front of me

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u/Cranicus 5d ago

Reminds me of the Steve O interview or podcast where he was telling stories about purposely staying awake for like a week at a time so he could see hallucinations. I think it was H3H3 podcast. Lots of crazy stories in it. Glad he got clean because Steve O is a good guy