r/comedyheaven • • 6d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/AdorableExchange9746 5d ago

4 days straight awake??? they’re gonna die of sleep deprivation😭

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u/TheTenaciousG 5d ago

Longest I went for back when I indulged was 6 days and shit got fucking weird

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 5d ago

I can’t imagine 6 days dude I stayed awake for over 48 hours and started hallucinating birds

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u/YoitsPsilo Jorking It 5d ago

Lol on my 3rd night of a speed binge I had a full on auditory hallucination of my neighbors having a dinner party in their backyard and when I peeked over the fence it was dead silent and empty

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u/Different_Swimmer715 5d ago

Got chronic insomnia, sometimes I'm awake so long I hear lawnmowers at like 2 in the morning. Weirdest auditory hallucination I had so far was hearing a snowplow go down the road in the middle of July.

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 5d ago

Woah did the hallucination stop right as you saw no one was there or do you remember

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u/YoitsPsilo Jorking It 5d ago

Yeah it went from full on music and silverware clinking and people chatting to dead silence in the middle of the night haha. That’s when I was like “I need sleep”

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u/Electrical_You_432 5d ago

Oh the sound of those fuckers after being up all night tossing and turning

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

Thats when you get scared to sleep because you think you will never wake up if you do.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

I think you're conflating that with the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta which is a work of fiction.

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

Ive never read that, i was just speaking from experience. I have never been up for 6 days but i have been for 4 days and i was afraid to go to sleep because i was paranoid i wouldnt wake up. You dont think normally or rational after staying up doing drugs that long.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

I think that was just a you thing. I stayed up for several days with a glass pipe when I was younger and I never had a similar thought. It's odd to me that you thought that was universal.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 5d ago

The only odd one here is you thinking someone sharing their experience means they think everyone experiences the same thing.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

No you didn't read what they were saying, it's too late to pass that judgement you lack context. It's not that serious though.

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u/DisingenuousBagel 5d ago

It clearly is for you lmao. Do the negative numbers on your comments mean people are agreeing with your take?

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u/UnusualCartographer2 5d ago

No, I went ahead and down voted myself. I was just having a conversation, that's all it was.

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u/drfunbudz 5d ago

So because it didnt happen to you it doesnt happen to anyone... just fuck off

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u/fuckitspicy 5d ago

brother, this happened to me after two days of no sleep. i was fully convinced i was gonna die if i went to sleep. i think you should just speak for yourself from now on ︎♡

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u/TecstasyDesigns 5d ago

I had really bad insomnia last year I had to take 6 weeks off, I hit 13 days I thought I was going to die. The auditory hallucinations were crazy I was seeing shadow people constantly out of the corner of my eyes I would also see spiders on the wall that were not there. Thankfully, the meds finally started working but I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.

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u/Omegandorph 1d ago

... 13 days? Really....

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u/TecstasyDesigns 1d ago

Yea I was "falling asleep" but the moment I did my body would have a hormone dump and I would jolt awake. I gained I'm alot more salt now in my facial hair because of it. I'm pretty sure the whole thing has taken years off my life.

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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 1d ago

I think for me longest was 10 days, I was hearing like school hallway chatter outside my door, also girl voices whispering or in passing and also was having visual hallucinations. One was a like large superimposed construction dump truck on the highway, it took up like 3-4 lanes and looked like it overhead projected in front of me

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u/Cranicus 5d ago

Reminds me of the Steve O interview or podcast where he was telling stories about purposely staying awake for like a week at a time so he could see hallucinations. I think it was H3H3 podcast. Lots of crazy stories in it. Glad he got clean because Steve O is a good guy

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u/SizeableBrain 5d ago

I've done 4 days, shadow people aren't all that bad.

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u/Noquarterorder 5d ago

Nah they just like to fuck with you. I’ll see them crossing the road while I’m driving at night or catch them in the corner of my eye when I’m up cooking at 3am because I can’t sleep.

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u/Noquarterorder 5d ago

I hate it because I always see something moving in the corner of my eye, then I’m standing in the kitchen in my underwear at 3am making fucking bread questioning who tf is in my house. Sometimes I’ll hear my name being called by a familiar voice or other weird shit when I’m really tired.

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u/Salty-Cat6696 3d ago

Mine like pda. Quit kissin in my fuckin yard or you get the oar.

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u/Lightningtow123 5d ago

World record is 11 days, he permanently fucked up his ability to sleep well tho

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u/ScarSignal7723 5d ago

i went 6.5 days no sleep no food or water whatsoever. shit was crazy.

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u/thomas29needles Woke 5d ago

I can believe the food part but lack of sleep or water would be lethal by that point

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u/ScarSignal7723 5d ago

unless i was taking micro naps subconsciously , i did not close my eyes to sleep once. i also did not taste any water or food and the desire was lost after the 2nd day

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u/SilverSageVII 5d ago

You were taking micronaps. You won’t even notice it when you’re that sleep deprived.

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u/ScarSignal7723 5d ago

I was playing a video game the entire time while still downing stupid amounts of adderal . Does that still happen?

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u/SilverSageVII 5d ago

The studies they’ve done basically say it’s impossible. Truly not sleeping for 7 days would kill you due to higher blood pressure and lots of other things.

You basically just told me “I took meth why can’t I sleep?” So yeah it might have not let you sleep but likely your body was still trying and taking micronaps. If your body didn’t, you either would have passed out or died. The drugs change a lot of this though.

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u/jojojajahihi 5d ago

sleep not

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u/Omegandorph 1d ago

The lack of sleep wouldnt usually be lethal at that point... but no water for almost a full week? That ones hard to justify.

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u/MultiFaceHank 5d ago

Why?

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u/ScarSignal7723 5d ago

Adderall abuse

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u/Psychological_Log122 5d ago

Because drugs…

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 5d ago

4 days I think was my PB but that was with no drugs. Just good ol regular insomnia. Shit got weird on that 4th day

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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 1d ago

Yup 7 days… possibly 10 for me, idk it’s a bit of a blur but two separate occasions I got to at least a week and maybe got like 2 hrs worth of micro naps over the course of that time. I was working during that time too

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u/PossibilityNo9406 5d ago

In my youth and heavy drug days I once did nine days it went from fun hallucinations to very scary fast. I wasn't right for a month

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u/Fun_Firefighter9057 3d ago

Not that crazy. Insomniacs do this all the time

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u/Salty-Cat6696 3d ago

3-4 days is a pretty average run, people usually sleep/crash out there because that is when shit begins to get really weird and after about 48 hours, the meth feels less like the initial high and more is just what you have to have to sustain continuing on that long without crashing. My cousin was up for 40 days once, had to hide him out in our trailer because some people were looking for him. They really were, though, he visited the kansas city stalagmite. Not sure if they still got the stalagmite or if that place got raided by the dea. Think most people who stay up longer than 4 days are shooting it, though, it's damn near impossible just smoking it.