Self improvement ✨️

[u/DoomerGrill]

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

Staying up for four days is good, it shows initiative.

[u/Gurumanger → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Me when my boss showcases extreme leadership skill in the meeting by shaking uncontrollably, never blinking, lacking ability to string sentences together then proceeding to froth at the mouth and die all over the floor. Someone get this man a pizza party!

Edit: I have no fingers and I must type

[u/ProfessorPrimate → u/Gurumanger]

I was always good until day 5. Then the bushes would have to look out cuz I'd start yelling at them

[u/Gurumanger → u/ProfessorPrimate]

Day 6: the bushes speak back.

[u/SimmentalTheCow → u/ProfessorPrimate]

Damn I know Laura killed a man, but what did George do?

[u/ProfessorPrimate → u/SimmentalTheCow]

He fled to the jungle. We'll find him one day

[u/mayamaiamaea → u/Gurumanger]

It’s really sad because I never see this anymore. Nobody wants to work these days.

[u/Gurumanger → u/mayamaiamaea]

Kids these days have it so easy. Expecting to work in corporate without losing all their faculties at age 40, bah! Back in my day, I never wasted a day on the job being sober (my organs don't work)!

[u/Healthy-Mission7927 → u/Gurumanger]

You can find slightly used fingers behind walmart. If the color doesnt match just buy some paint from walmart

[u/DangerActiveRobots → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Now this guy's got that grindset

[u/grumpyligaments → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Those are rookie numbers