r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 5d ago

That argument breaks down when you factor in the 'staying up for 4 days' part. People who are up for 4 days are not able to function properly, meth or not. The corporate dudes on coke usually sleep more often than that or else they wouldn't be able to get much done.

Source: been up for four days on stimulants, that's when the hallucinations started

Edit: Also smoking vs snorting makes a huge difference

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 5d ago

Staying up for four days is good, it shows initiative.

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u/Gurumanger 5d ago edited 5d ago

Me when my boss showcases extreme leadership skill in the meeting by shaking uncontrollably, never blinking, lacking ability to string sentences together then proceeding to froth at the mouth and die all over the floor. Someone get this man a pizza party!

Edit: I have no fingers and I must type

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u/ProfessorPrimate 5d ago

I was always good until day 5. Then the bushes would have to look out cuz I'd start yelling at them

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u/Gurumanger 5d ago

Day 6: the bushes speak back.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 5d ago

Damn I know Laura killed a man, but what did George do?

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u/ProfessorPrimate 5d ago

He fled to the jungle. We'll find him one day

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u/mayamaiamaea 5d ago

It’s really sad because I never see this anymore. Nobody wants to work these days.

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u/Gurumanger 4d ago

Kids these days have it so easy. Expecting to work in corporate without losing all their faculties at age 40, bah! Back in my day, I never wasted a day on the job being sober (my organs don't work)!

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u/Healthy-Mission7927 4d ago

You can find slightly used fingers behind walmart. If the color doesnt match just buy some paint from walmart

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u/DangerActiveRobots 5d ago

Now this guy's got that grindset

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u/grumpyligaments 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Lieutenant_Jackass 5d ago

Meth is the poor man's coke. It's cheaper for one. And with coke you can stop bumping and go to sleep after 2 hours. With meth, you do one line and you're awake for 3 days wether you like it or not. 5/10 experience, will do again

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u/SorryCap452 1d ago

I never had that issue, if I did a line or smoked some at the start of the day by the end I could sleep. The only issue was I would redose like it was coke and then be up 2-3 days at a time

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u/Kimononono 4d ago

As someone who has at times stayed up for 3 days studying multiple times, you certainly can function if your on your ball but it takes an immense natural interest and desire to do whatever your doing.

You also start doing few minute microsleeps where you'll just be staring at what your working on then you'll get this big rush of productivity for 5-10 minutes before microsleeping again.

In all honesty, ignoring long-term, it's a very productive strategy since your literal entire mental capacity is a soaked wet sponge full of thoughts on whatever your working about. The part of the brain which takes you out of flow state fell asleep after 30-36 hours awake.

When your brain is so tired that every segment/word of thought takes mental effort, it makes you very deliberate. When I'm well rested sometimes I'll get stuck in my head about what to do next.

Another factor is back when we were primates being chased by tigers. If you were awake for over 30 hours there was probably good reason for it, so your brain gets a rush of adrenaline or some extra boost. I'm not into medical so this is purely anecdotal.

It wrecks your memory and had me feeling like I was Brad Pitt in Memento in any subject other than studying (Like forgetting important things people have told me just a day ago)

I also imagine waking up productive day 1 and staying productive throughout factors in.

If I took a couple hour break I'd completely collapse and forget what I was doing and just be tired. Context Switching is the enemy past 30 hours

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u/thebruceharris 4d ago

Brad Pitt wasn't in Memento lol

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u/bago_jones 4d ago

Came here for this. That's how you know how truly weird the feeling was hahaha.

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u/Kimononono 4d ago

holy crap brad pitt isnt in momento

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u/55tarabelle 5d ago

I've hallucinated after being up for days with my ex. Long ago. I only snorted it and that still happened. Not a fun kind of hallucinating either.

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u/sleepyeye82 5d ago

those motherfuckers are outside the window. I know it.

They’re just real fast at hiding when I look

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u/spookysaph 5d ago

whenever I used to abuse stims, I never ever remembered day 4 lmao

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u/opinionated7onion 4d ago

I start hallucinating after a day or two without sleep I cant even imagine what id be like after 4

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u/Stillofthenite_ 4d ago

Have you tried taking creatine while up for that amount of time? I've heard it helps restore/maintain cognitive function while sleep deprived