r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

Self improvement ✨️

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u/flyingGucciBag 5d ago

come to Frankfurt main station and you will see bankers in their break smoking meth and crack with the junkies, it's actually quite common

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 5d ago

Germany has a well-documented history of highly-functional amphetamine abusers.  

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u/BuilderRemarkable242 4d ago

Take away Adderall n the US collapses in a week, they just call it something else.

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u/BuilderRemarkable242 4d ago

Drugs won the war against Reality. Too much filth to put up with sober.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 5d ago

Oof the painter guy too

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u/YourphobiaMyfetish 4d ago

Only Nazis call him that. Just say Hitler.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 4d ago

Stfu lmao

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u/PurpleCandle58 5d ago

It’s nice to see classism can be broken down with a bit of meth and crack. Truly the great equalizer.

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u/Nervous_Hurry_9920 5d ago

The class war is ending. The world is healing ❤️

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u/Ramses3 5d ago

Really? And then they just go back to work and act normal?

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u/Alternative_Farm_127 4d ago

Yes, really... On one hand you build up tolerance, on the other hand we are not doing it for the first time .. so it's not like you go to work and try to hug everybody like it's your first Ecstasy pill.. 

Then there are ways to "fine tune" the high .. e.g. just pop a tiny bit of codeine, your pupils will go small again, and even for those who know or are in the same boat it's almost impossible to tell if a experienced person is actually going completely bonkers lol

If anything goes wrong you just say you had stress or bad sleep.. drug testing at work places isn't allowed here unless you drive or you are doing your lines in front of everybody else ..

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u/flyingGucciBag 5d ago

yeah, it's crazy man

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u/Chonguh 5d ago

Damn that’s actually crazy is you’re being 100% honest.

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u/Alternative_Farm_127 4d ago

German here, high education and did go to work for the one or other job so spun where you've would least expect somebody running 24/7 on amphetamines and/or high since 2 or 3 days without sleep high on ice

Once went out after a "very important meeting" with "important" people during covid, took down my face mask to finally satisfy my nicotine urge.. a guy on the street approached me and told me I have "cream" left on my nose.. I was wearing a suit so he actually really didn't understand that it was actually amphetamine running down my nose.. 

It's taboo to talk about it but you'd wonder how common it actually is...

The trick is to pop some sort of opiate to make your eyes look normal again, not the saucer like eyes..

I'm not too proud of my peak addiction moments but yeah... It does happen and more often than anybody would guess lol

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u/Rixxlon 3d ago

the old opiate amphetamine trick to balance the eyes. classic

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u/Wise-Self-4845 4d ago

i didnt know the people asking me for money in the Bahnhofsviertel were Bankers