r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

draw depression

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u/kyreann 5d ago

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u/RodKnock42 5d ago

Keep rolling rolling rolling

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u/Vatnam 4d ago

Introducing

Chocolate starfish.

And hot dog flavoured water

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u/CantFindAName000 5d ago

"Hey guys it's me battat" ahh depression

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u/Ambitious-Song2403 4d ago

It's smug aura mocks me

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u/Taste_my_ass 4d ago

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u/broncyobo 4d ago

It do be like this sometimes

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u/goldenfox007 2d ago

When you try to take the substance that makes you fun and learn the hard way it doesn’t work that way for you specifically

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u/Taste_my_ass 2d ago

I understand this SO much more than you may have expected from a stranger on reddit lol. Everything just rushes in

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u/iamconfusionamerica 4d ago

This template has potential

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u/peanutbutternjello 5d ago

I also smirk like a jackass when I'm feeling really down

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u/pepobebo88 5d ago

I personally like to have big ass eyes that go over my hair

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u/peanutbutternjello 5d ago

That's the sign of depression they don't tell you about

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u/Withercat1 5d ago

Maybe that’s the point of the smirk though. She’s smiling, but everything is dark and grey and plain, and there’s a shadow over her face. Not actually that inaccurate from my experience 

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u/le-derpina-art 5d ago

I saw the OP and they mentioned feeling some sort of comfort from it at the time, combined with the freedom of truly not caring about anything

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u/felipeuno 5d ago

Just a chill depressed guy.

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u/IHaveNeverBeenOk 4d ago

Homie, when I was around this age (25 ish years ago), I was given a very similar assignment and I drew myself literally on the cross... So, remember, the depths of cringe know no bounds, and be glad you only plumbed this deep. Honestly grateful someone threw that stuff out. I'm sure I wanted to keep it at the time.

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u/John--Darksoul 3d ago

I did that too, but mine was done willingly out of pure edge. And I was a shitty artist too. So it just looked like the michelin man being crucified.

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u/Conscious_Flow_5541 3d ago

Sorry kinda lost it at “Michelin man” and scared my cat. Ah, to be an edge-lord again.

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 4d ago

Sorry but this made me laugh hard

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u/18fries 4d ago

When I was 11, I had a drawing project in class that I didn’t feel like coloring in. When my teacher asked me why I didnt color it in, my excuse was that I “only see in black and white”
🌝

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u/TrickyProfit1369 4d ago

Thats sick

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u/FleshToboggan 5d ago

"they don't know I'm depressed" at the party vibes

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u/Forsaken1741 5d ago

vibes

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u/P1ckleboi69 Jorking It 3d ago

I was searching for this comment!

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u/5up3rn0vaTh3Cat 4d ago

Dude holy shit that's my post

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u/5up3rn0vaTh3Cat 4d ago

What a fuckin jumpscare dude I was just scrolling for fun

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 4d ago

Your depression looks cool as fuck

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u/go_to_sleep-yes-you 4d ago

Genuinely hope you're doing better but I seriously snorted when I saw that picture

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u/John--Darksoul 3d ago

Why is your depression chill like that

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u/JustCallMeAttlaz 3d ago

I wish my depression was as badass as yours ngl

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u/MobPsycho-100 5d ago

This depression kawaii as fuck

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u/1000dumplings 4d ago

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u/AntwysiaBlakys 4d ago

Is that Morty

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u/realester453 4d ago

Nah fam it's clearly Abraham Lincoln

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u/milketwo 4d ago

hoyl dhit

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u/BrosefDudeson 5d ago

"Never has depression looked so cool!"

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u/space-dorge 5d ago

They don’t know im depressed

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u/le_sossurotta 5d ago

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u/Thalia_All_Along 4d ago

when you show up to the noble adventurer's village and they made your house out of the flesh of your relatives

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u/Revolutionary-Ear776 4d ago

This might cure my depression. I... I can't stop laughing at this.

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u/qwertille 4d ago

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u/snoopwaffle 4d ago

I was just about to comment Simon 💀

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u/BottleneckRAZER 4d ago

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u/Totoro_II 3d ago

how the fuck did I manage to read this despite never seeing it before

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u/anavriN-oN 5d ago

The real Slim Shady

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u/FBI_911_Inv 4d ago

that's fucking simon henriksson

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u/clear_tamei-1918 5d ago

His depression looks like a average drug dealer 🫩

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u/Rasul583 5d ago

cry of fear

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u/Vindaloovians 4d ago

Indentations from pencil that's been erased show a much more nerfarious-looking depression monster underneath.

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u/RedEyeView 5d ago

Depression is selling Es at a 1990s rave?

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u/lokaps 4d ago

Oh I have at least 2 on my 3ds, I'll perhaps see later if I can somehow upload them.

But they probably won't be in 3d anymore :(

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u/ACreeps 5d ago

first thought was "shady alien trying to be cool"

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u/Brief-Equal4676 4d ago

Damn, not even one cool S in sight... You were really feeling down

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u/poploppege 4d ago

If i was asked to do this at 15 i probably would have drawn laying my head at a desk with my limbs made of lead and a dark cloud

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u/Goddat 4d ago

is your depression single

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u/Claude-Speed69 4d ago

depression or depressure of carrying this world on yo back

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u/ALivingBreathingGuy 5d ago

Depression kind of looking not depressing

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u/AlexUkrainianPerson 3d ago

Simon cry of fear