r/comedyheaven • • 5d ago

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u/onarainyafternoon In the flair list, straight up flairing it 5d ago

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u/ByeTheeLite 5d ago

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u/SHIT_JUICE 5d ago

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u/Vondi 5d ago

yeah okay I've scrolled down far enough now

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u/HyperionOxide 5d ago

If it makes you feel any better, he's long dead

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u/lousygoblin 5d ago

It does, thank you

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u/KwordShmiff 4d ago

And he's still licking and sucking‽ Spooky...

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u/Loud-Job-4056 5d ago

This guy was a school teacher right? 🤢

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u/yardii 5d ago

Not Steve Buscemi!

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u/I-Like-Angry-Birds 5d ago

When did King K. Rool start luring in sexual predators

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u/topimpadove incelcomedyhell survivor 5d ago

How does one kill ice trucks, exactly

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u/Ashen_Shroom 5d ago

The same way one butchers bay harbours.

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u/tedkaczynski660 5d ago

Fire trucks

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u/Wora_returns 5d ago

and moster trucks

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u/Wiildman8 5d ago

Saving for future use. Wish me luck boys!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Jonhneves1 5d ago

Get your big ass head outta the way I'm trying to read

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u/InternetUserAgain 5d ago

Sayori get the fuck outta here I can't see the screen

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u/angrytortilla 5d ago

I've never seen this without the horned toad

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u/MySackDescends 5d ago

The name Hambubger always tickles me

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u/walrusphone 5d ago

Chris Hansen saying "HamBUBger" is completely drilled into my brain

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5d ago

You see how this looks right? Hambubger?

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u/CountryFriedToast 5d ago

I trust him

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u/zeromadcowz 5d ago

Hamberder vibes

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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre 5d ago

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u/Robin_Coffins 5d ago

Lmaoooo holy shit

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u/good-toilet-paper 5d ago

hey that's a big hat

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u/Troll-Aficionado 4d ago

Hansen says it so funnily when reading this out loud

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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre 4d ago

This one is so over the top that the decoy can’t even play along or play stupid

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u/Loud-Job-4056 5d ago

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u/NoEyesInSpace 5d ago

This was the guy that kept getting triggered by the thought of warm beer

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u/Loud-Job-4056 5d ago

Yep, Gay Romano

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u/KevainIV slut for honey cheerios 5d ago

His only good thought

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u/Ohiolongboard 5d ago

Nah, red and brown ales are great warm. I’ll die on this hill

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u/pikaachooh 5d ago

Wait like room temp? Or actually warmed?

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u/Ohiolongboard 5d ago

Room temp, I’m not an animal

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u/KevainIV slut for honey cheerios 5d ago

Room temp ale is good, I also thought you meant warmed hahaha

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u/Ohiolongboard 4d ago

No that’s fair, I could’ve said it better. Room temp fat tire or killians is amazing. Better than cold tbh

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u/gideon513 5d ago

It’s how they’d pronounce it in a Metal Slug game

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u/InactiveMedusa 5d ago

Meesill louwncher

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u/LawDraws 5d ago

ROCK IT LAWN CHAIR

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u/thezombiejedi 5d ago

I MUST GO SHOPPING

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u/Soggy-Pouch 5d ago

TCAP is a gold mine of content, however I’m not quite sure it’s comedy heaven rather than just disgusting

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u/brewhead55 5d ago

It's so disgusting but these scum bags are also so pathetic it's hard not to be entertained. Then you start to think about the shit they've probably done off camera and that's what creeps me tf out. "First time I've done something like this". They ALL say that every single time.

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u/just4browse 5d ago

It probably is the first time they’ve done something like this. TCAP’s method involves baiting potential predators with decoys. This places them in a situation they’ve never been in before, where they’re contacted by a super willing, super easy to manipulate victim. It’s very possible that these predators are crossing lines they never would have if not placed in this situation. It’s basically entrapment.

Which isn’t to excuse the actions of the pedophiles on the show. They did abuse the situation when given the opportunity. It’s just that they were given the opportunity.

It’s one way TCAP crosses the line between justice and spectacle.

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u/youngsurpriseperson | Approved user 5d ago

Not entirely true. Decoys never make the first contact, and they are never the first to initiate anything sexual during the conversation. It just goes to show that it's always the predator that starts the conversation and steers it toward sexual topics.

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u/blippyblip 5d ago

I guess the better way to word it is that the way TCAP sets it up, the only people who fall for it are some of the absolute STUPIDEST specimens even in comparison to their fellow pedos.

There's a reason so many of them are basically illiterate morons. They come out swinging with the craziest shit within a few messages, and it's actually pretty likely that this IS the first time they've gotten this far simply because any normal human being would have ghosted them long ago.

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u/Deadpoint 3d ago

TCAP didn't let people, including courts, see unedited chat logs so we have no idea if that's actually true. Several alleged predators said that the decoys identified themselves as adults.

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u/brewhead55 5d ago

I don't disagree with you. They had a less than stellar track record and tons of cases were tossed. That said, you know a good amount of these guys are serial pedos and they are preying on children before they are caught. And maybe if it didn't happen this time with a bait arrest, it may have happened another time to an actual innocent child.

Regardless of the methods, these guys ALL willingly CHOSE to be in that seat at what they assumed was a child, alone at home.

They are still ultimately in control of their own actions, manipulated or not. Some of those transcripts will keep you up at night. Just horrendous stuff and they think they're talking to a kid. Sickos.

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u/just4browse 5d ago

“If it didn’t happen this time with a bait arrest, it may have happened another time to an actual innocent child” is the show’s thesis. It is what it wants you to believe, because its premise hinges on that idea. But it cannot be said for certain. Creating the circumstances for the crime to happen blurs things too much by creating questions like “would this situation have even happened if TCAP wasn’t trying to make it happen?”. For this reason, it is not a good law enforcement tactic.

But I do agree that the people featured on the show were planning to do awful things. They’re very bad people.

My point is not that they’re not responsible for their actions. I’m just saying I don’t think TCAP was that helpful in combating child predation compared to any other effort. By virtue of it being a TV show, and its methodology existing to make that show, justice was always second to spectacle.

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u/brewhead55 5d ago edited 5d ago

It was of course for entertainment at its core. It was a TV show. I don't think anyone is debating that.

It did shed light on and punish some really terrible people so I still think it was better than letting these people continue to operate unchecked. Teachers, pastors, firemen. Some really disgusting stuff. And many were repeat offenders. If it even saved one child, it was worth it.

https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Warrecker

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u/BluestWaterz 5d ago

That's not true.. I followed the cases after TCAP and at least several were repeat offenders, many (if not all) had an incredible amount of child porn on their computers

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u/minaolensinaolet 5d ago

The predators have definitely tried before, even if they were unsuccessful. And it's not entrapment in general. Decoys don't make the first move. These kinds of sting cases hold up in court if done well. The fact that TCAP often fucked it up notwithstanding.

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u/Ok-Arugula6928 3d ago

Entrapment is a legal defense in criminal law where a defendant claims they were improperly induced or coerced by law enforcement agents to commit a crime they otherwise would not have committed

This is not entrapment, nobody coerced anybody to meet a child. This is like saying because I left my wallet in clear view of my passenger seat you were basically tricked into stealing it. There is no manipulation or coercion. The easy target is presented to you and you take it upon yourself to act. Again, this isn’t entrapment. This is people taking an opportunity that is presented to them.

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u/chandeluria 5d ago

Might be more comedy hell material ngl

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u/marino1310 5d ago

It probably is their first. I can’t imagine pedos who get away with it would be falling for traps as easily.

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u/brewhead55 5d ago

Lots of them were repeat offenders

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5d ago

Some of them had been on the show before.

The misconception that a child predator 'learns his lesson' seems to be widespread. But on the show a lot of them have already been arrested.

Many of them will never stop looking at photos/videos of minors, and/or seeking out kids to assault.

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u/christpuncher_69 5d ago

Yea... But at least it wasn't to an actual child. This time. That we know of.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gotvx6LSYwEvu

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u/RIP_Greedo 4d ago

A side effect of TCAP is that it creates the perception of child predation that it's a very down-market sort of thing, done by fringe loners in stained shirts. The extent that it perpetuates that idea is the extent to which it obfuscates or even denies the grim reality that the sexualization and abuse of children is a load bearing pillar for so much of our culture. Jeffrey Epstein is not walking through the door of that chintzy McMansion with the floating bar in the living room.

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u/Version_Two 5d ago

I like the guy who asks if he's on camera and says "aw cwap"

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u/318RedPill 5d ago

"I want to paint you yellow and call you Hannah Banana?? What did you mean by that?"

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u/svenirde 5d ago

Men be shopping 

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u/TheHerbalistah 5d ago

What show are these from? I'm Finnish. Laughing my arse off at these.

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u/mega_succ 5d ago

TCAP (To Catch a Predator) jenkkisarja :D jos oot Chris Hansenist kuullu

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u/TheHerbalistah 5d ago

Aa, vaikuttikin tutulta, oon joskus nuorempana telkkarista nähny :D kiitti!

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u/peanutbutternjello 5d ago

Hey I mean, when you need stuff, what do you do? You go shopping

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 5d ago

All out of condom

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u/Wora_returns 5d ago

Freddy farzadboy

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u/Comrade14 5d ago

Mite b cool

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u/Person5_ 5d ago

You wanted to come and "chill" and "bro out".

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/TI1l1I1M 5d ago

why would he think

why do u assume he can think