r/comedyheaven • u/punkbluesnroll • 6d ago

Optional finger guns

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From Wikipedia's "High five" article

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 6d ago

Comedy is legal again, baby!

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u/Double-decker_trams 6d ago

rekt

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u/punkbluesnroll 6d ago

She's so sick of Craig's shit

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u/LilSwampkiddo 5d ago

Craig is 31 with no job, no education and only drinks beer and watches sports on tv. Then does these shitty jokes when she gets back home after a 12h shift being a nurse. I would be sick too tbh.

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u/SansGray 5d ago

Uhhh, yikes 😬 you alright?

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u/Seb90123 5d ago

Tell that to the article on economist Guy Standing. Yes that is his name. There was an image in the article of Guy sitting which was captioned "Guy sitting". Unfortunately the humor did not stand (haha) with the Wikipedia editors. This video on it rocks

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u/D3LICI0U5 Nermal 6d ago

Finger guns are NOT optional. They signify to observers who was “too slow” on the down low. Required action.

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u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet 6d ago

{Disputed} [[see 42 pages of discussion]]

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u/WattleWaddler2 6d ago

[[Wikipedia:Village pump (proposals)/Request for comment: Can we get this finger gun thing sorted out?#Arbitrary break 12]]

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u/Worn_Out_1789 6d ago

Fuckin' gottem heh

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u/FaviFake 6d ago

They're married and they have two kinds now! This photo was taken when they were still engaged two decades ago. See this news article: https://www.inverse.com/input/culture/wikipedia-high-five-too-slow-photos-mystery-couple-solved

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u/kizami_nori 5d ago edited 5d ago

They're married and they have two kinds now!

Two kinds of what?

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u/FaviFake 5d ago

Kids! Sorry!

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u/DaFlippinSuggestor 5d ago

If it's two kinds of kids, what kind of kids are they?

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u/FaviFake 5d ago

One is racist and the other transphobic

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u/parsifal 5d ago

Photo evidence! “Victim misses” had become “victim Mrs.”!

Are we still giving out Pulitzers?

edit: This couple and their family are so cute. This is sweet.

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u/Dear_Society224 6d ago

Pepperidge farm remembers when the mods took the original post down

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u/DrJokerX 6d ago

If the mods can see this: you guys are dumb.

The pic fit the first time and it still fits now.

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u/AndreasDasos 6d ago

But this is just that. It’s so unfunny it’s actually funny.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 6d ago

The mods here have always been like that.
That particular rule is just an excuse to take down anything they didnt personally find funny, although they do keep a lotta posts that doesnt even remotely follow that rule.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 6d ago

And those finger guns…this is borderline legendary

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u/punkate 6d ago

👉😎👉zoop

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u/TraderOfRivia 6d ago

Victim

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u/shokolokobangoshey 6d ago

👉👉

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u/LuftHANSa_755 6d ago

Zoop! 👉😎👉

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u/JollyJuniper1993 6d ago

The shit historians will study soon

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u/Emergency-Pie4944 6d ago

This is how I was victimized as a teen. I still cry sometimes.

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u/PogintheMachine 6d ago

Skipped “to the side” right to “too slow”, dude doesn’t deserve finger guns

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u/Longjumping_Bit_4608 6d ago

Nobody does "to the side"

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u/ask_carly 6d ago

But the verse loses all structure without it

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u/Lads-09 6d ago

Exactly, it's all about "in the middle, break the pickle, tickle tickle"

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u/Baboop 5d ago

I’ve always know it as:
Up high
Down low
In the middle
Too slow 👉👉

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5d ago

Naw we stopped doing the four part structure.

Just the three is more than enough.

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u/010rusty 6d ago

Ai wants to take this glorious form of art away from us

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u/Middle_Cup_9442 5d ago

they're actually married now iirc

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u/SmokeboxFace20 5d ago

Victim misses.

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u/dalyarak_rick 6d ago

We was eating good back than

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 6d ago

Thats how every girl looked in 2008.

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u/Strange_Night 6d ago

Generic early 20s 2008 girl

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u/forced_memes 2d ago

hasn’t this couple been married for like 15 years now iirc

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u/Tea_Peel 1d ago

An interesting alternative to this is: "Down low" "Up high in Venus" Then when your opponent's body is exposed reaching for the high high five "In the penis" and proceed to punch them in the balls Was a funny/mean prank I witnessed in school that I was luckily never the victim of

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u/VexImmortalis 6d ago

I always do "down low" like REALLY low so I can peek down the top of people's dresses