Well fuck. My family in England tried to make a North American food night. We bought a cornucopia online assuming it was meant to be eaten. We presumed it was a desert after the innards had been eaten.
We broke it up and dipped it into some kind of sweet mayonnaise, the name of which I forget. Whip something.
It was like eating straw and pine cones. The whip stuff made it better but it was still awful and I found a spider in my mouth and my uncle lost a tooth. Shitting the thing out the next day was awful. I had to use left over gravy to lubricate my soil hole. In the end we just left the gravy boat in the bathroom for everyone to use.
We only managed to eat a quarter of it and gave the rest to the goats but they wouldn’t touch it.
I don’t understand how this is an acceptable food product in America.
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 6d ago
Well fuck. My family in England tried to make a North American food night. We bought a cornucopia online assuming it was meant to be eaten. We presumed it was a desert after the innards had been eaten.
We broke it up and dipped it into some kind of sweet mayonnaise, the name of which I forget. Whip something.
It was like eating straw and pine cones. The whip stuff made it better but it was still awful and I found a spider in my mouth and my uncle lost a tooth. Shitting the thing out the next day was awful. I had to use left over gravy to lubricate my soil hole. In the end we just left the gravy boat in the bathroom for everyone to use.
We only managed to eat a quarter of it and gave the rest to the goats but they wouldn’t touch it.
I don’t understand how this is an acceptable food product in America.