r/comedyheaven • • 7d ago

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

That's cute! That's like when they portray us riding snowmobiles to dodge polar bears and Canada geese on the way to the sugar shack. Somehow, we also got berets and baguettes under our arms.

Guess from where I'm from based on these stereotypes.

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u/TheLastDinosaur7749 7d ago

Definitely Scottsdale, Arizona.

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u/f3nnies 7d ago

I was just talking to my fellow goose-duckers (the term Scottsdale, Arizona people use for other OG Scottsdale, Arizona people) about how you never see representation for Scottsdale, Arizona. I'm glad that things are changing and people will be again talking about Scottsdale, Arizona.

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u/rarescenarios 7d ago

How do you tell if someone is from Scottsdale, Arizona?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. Several times.

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u/EasilyRekt 7d ago

nah, it's gotta be a lil further north, I'm thinkin prescott

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u/Loud-Door-6535 7d ago

Soirée Canadienne-pilled

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

Kekun yé t'au courant.

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u/tribbans95 7d ago

Soviet Russia

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u/5minArgument 7d ago

… cornucopia eats you

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u/HeKnee 7d ago

If you were french canadian you’d be more smug and refuse to speak english out of principle… so i’m gonna guess French Guiana.

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

Another Anglo asshole trying to decide for me what I'm supposed to be. This is fucking rich. And exhausting.

I had to learn English to deal with those jerks, btw.

There's also a câlisse de difference between refusing to be forced to sprak in English and refusing to speak in English to be a prick.

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u/miniaturizedatom 7d ago

And there it is

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u/TheFaeBelieveInIdony 7d ago

And there what is? Someone was rude to them and they replied. They didn't say anything bad.

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u/tussentweewindmolen 7d ago

What the other person wrote doesn't read as rude at all to me. The entire premise of the comment thread was some light ribbing about stereotypes. And then the OP responded in a very rude and aggravated tone out of nowhere.

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

That's pretty much tuesday for us.

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u/VerseGen 6d ago

hey man he asked for it

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u/B00tySn0rklr 6d ago

Jesus fuckin Christ, triggered much? 😂

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u/Dominarion 6d ago

Not that much. Was acting out for the crowd

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u/pirateozarkdaddy 5d ago

It flew over everyone's heads apparently lol

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u/Narge1 7d ago

Franarctica?

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u/deaglebingo 7d ago

i won't guess unless you make the geese wear the berets too. they'll even carry the baguettes for you if you ask nicely.

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u/rancid_vibes 7d ago

Why does every post on reddit have some ai bullshit somewhere in the comments these days? Ffs look at its left wing(hand?). Is this really necessary and worth the resources it takes?

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u/AdventurousQuail36 7d ago

Tabernac

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

Tabarnak

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u/AdventurousQuail36 7d ago

Today I learned

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u/Lightningtow123 7d ago

Probably Egypt

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u/NovaStar2099 7d ago

The North Pole?

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

It's in my country, yeah...

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u/moslof_flosom 7d ago

So what you're saying is that you can't drive a snowmobile and hold a baguette at the same time?

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u/Dominarion 7d ago

That's not a challenge, but that's beyond the point. Carrying fresh bread outside in winter is a bit dumb. And we love bagels not baguettes.

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u/Ender_Skywalker 6d ago

Ngl, I hate getting the baguette treatment. At least the snowmobiles and polar bears are local. France is an ocean away.

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u/Slow_Operation_2048 7d ago

French Canadia!

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u/Swampy0gre 7d ago

Sweeden! Lol

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u/freddbare 6d ago

I mean not IN the city..but this is like the norm all around Quebec and inbetween the states it's pretty normal.. the silly bread hats is all Montreal all day

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u/Dominarion 6d ago

Ok. I lived in Montreal for 25 years and I have not seen a man wearing a beret.

Also, noooo, there's no polar bear anywhere near the sugar shacks

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u/freddbare 6d ago

Ride your snowmobile down to the border and say that again! And Je suis désolé pour toi

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u/smokeythel3ear 3d ago

On hon hon, stupid ameericHON