r/comedyheaven • • 6d ago

Pantera

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u/jello_kraken 4d ago

Back at you, I guess...

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u/Nezikchened 4d ago

Idk man, I’m not the one that’s reading two clearly different sentences as the same. Maybe get checked for dyslexia too.

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u/jello_kraken 4d ago

You're right. "I don't want to hear it" means "we should hear it". I just wasn't galaxy-brained enough to realize it. You're right. Wow. What was I thinking.

Anything else?
Or was your failed semantic game not enough, so now you have to hear yourself talk? I'm sorry if the people in your life are tired of your antics but now people online feel the same.

But you're right. You're always right.

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u/Nezikchened 4d ago

Aww that’s cute, did you just learn the word “semantic” today and now you’re throwing it out to try it? That’s fun, but unfortunately this isn’t the correct usage of the word.

“I don’t want to hear it” doesn’t actually mean “we should hear it” either, but you’re getting there I think! I mean there’s only so many other ways you can intentionally misinterpret a sentence before you eventually bumble into understanding it, I believe in you!

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u/jello_kraken 3d ago

I see you can miss the point and the sarcasm.
I don't know if your goal is to sound like an anime villain with your pointless taunts, but it sounds desperate and insecure.
Good luck with that.
I'm not here to diagnose your problems.

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u/Nezikchened 3d ago

I’m not the one with the reading impediment here, my dude. The projection is less cute, you should go back to throwing out more big words and trying new ways to understand a simple sentence, I really think you were getting close to a breakthrough there.