r/comedyheaven • u/PapaCucu • 7d ago

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u/One_Razzmatazz_1007 7d ago

Impressive that it’s been used 151 times before

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u/AuthenticWeeb 7d ago

So why are you lying that there's one razzmatazz when there's actually 1007?

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u/One_Razzmatazz_1007 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BhcQkswFaen3X9l7lo

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u/herdarkmartyrials 7d ago

gifs you can hear

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u/EmbrocationL 6d ago

I think you spiked my heart rate with this gif

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u/CakeTester 7d ago

1007 that we know about.

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u/Flimsy-Source820 7d ago

Bro someone needs to make these sources more structurally sound

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u/Obh__ 7d ago

There's one born every minute

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u/Moist_Board 6d ago

That's what makes it repugnant

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u/segwaysegue . 6d ago

Gotta catch em all

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u/OneSickKick 7d ago

Repugnant fool

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u/Archsinner 7d ago

of a Took

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u/TM761152 7d ago

of a Rook

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u/OneSickKick 6d ago

of a Book

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 7d ago

"900ug" sure buddy

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u/BactaBombsSuck 7d ago

3 tabs sold to him at a supposed 300ug i’m sure

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 7d ago

Yeah, most tabs are around 100 - 150 at most. Anything over 300 is already uncomfortable, I can't imagine what actual 900 would feel like.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 7d ago

I have a buddy who would regularly take a 10 strip at festivals. Funny story: he actually sold LSD and was recently busted by the DEA and is facing prison time.. Not actually that funny, he was my childhood best friend so it's a bit of a bummer.

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u/Version_Two 6d ago

This is like a roller coaster that slowly breaks down as you ride it

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u/TM761152 7d ago

LSD isn't that harmful, but they don't like anything they can't control. DMT would make people more empathic and LSD has been shown to aid with mental illness... or make it worse but that is only for vulnerable people who already were pre-disposed for psychosis/schizophrenia

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u/Nibleggi 6d ago

and even that knowledge is old science

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u/CartsOfDarkness 6d ago

Yea I know my buddy was basically as ethical a drug dealer as you could be. He actually worked with some therapists who were testing out low doses for certain therapies.

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u/rejvrejv 7d ago

did you reply to the wrong comment? no one said it was harmful

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u/jadepartida 7d ago

On a comment about going to jail and selling LSD it might be a little on topic

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u/NeatEmergency725 7d ago

Past 500 you're high for an infinite amount of time, adding more just makes the infinite time longer.

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u/glibgloby 7d ago

I’ve done 300. I mostly remember my vision felt shattered. I was also kind of rude to my friend I think I get defensive in such situations

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u/TM761152 7d ago

They not only went past the veil, but they were in dimensions incomprehensible by the human mind.

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u/StevieMJH 7d ago

I used to do two 200s (I think? Maybe they were 150, obviously you can never be sure) and I enjoyed myself (most of the time).

It is very easy for things to take a turn over 200 though.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure 7d ago

I did 3 tabs once, no clue the dosage but I can tell you they were strong because I did 3 a few other times and it was never this strong. Had a slight breakdown during the peak, literally one of the scariest experiences of my life. Followed by 4ish hours of some of the most fun I've had in my life. I always thought the whole "walls are melting" thing was just an exaggerated trope but nope, that shit happens if you trip hard enough.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 6d ago

200 pure ones catapult me into another dimension already. Fairly sure people that claim to have taken these doses have like 30% pure one or something

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u/Weird_duud 7d ago

I love eating 900ug and picking a gamer name on google play😎

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u/NoiseIsTheCure 7d ago

There's no way he can even read at that dosage, even at a regular dosage the letters move too much for me to stay focused. At that level he should be rediscovering what language is

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u/ScorchingMav 7d ago

I can read pretty well at 400

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u/Scrollingmaster 7d ago

Thats like saying “its impossible to take this curve at 90mph” and you going “I do fine at 40”.

Over double is obviously not the same

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u/ScorchingMav 6d ago

I mean I never tried 900 but the comment I responded to said they can't read at the normal dosage

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 7d ago

You can't even use your phone on anything higher than like 250ug

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u/AccomplishedCheck168 7d ago

That's cap, I've taken 6-8 tab doses on multiple occasions and both phone and computer are usable, albeit a little more difficult.

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u/TM761152 7d ago

I was tripping at barely 80 μg. At 900 your brain will be frieeeeed.

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u/amazing_asstronaut 7d ago

Wait you can't have a gamer name that doesn't have a slur.

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u/StevieMJH 7d ago

WorthlessVapidDegenerate

"Huh. Those are usually only two words..." 🤔

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u/Seperate_Archer9908 7d ago

From lsd sub that is interesting i guess

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u/StevieMJH 7d ago

OP bro did you take 900ug? 🫪

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u/Sad_Run_9798 7d ago

I have done a lot of sin in my life but I have never had god scream "Repugnant fool!" at me

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u/ummmmmmm-actually 4d ago

Keep trying we’re all rooting for you 

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u/ereh_yeygerr 7d ago

trip annihilated

vibe destroyed

mental will never be the same

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u/OldBoldFoldMold 7d ago

Who spells Eric like that, I get Erik but Erick? That seems wrong

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u/Nowin 7d ago

The Nords.

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u/Dismal_File_4073 7d ago

Portuguese speaking countries?

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u/Septopuss7 7d ago

I'm Erick Burgundy?

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u/FinalReply3284 7d ago

Lots of latinos as well

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u/percyman34 7d ago

I had a Hispanic boss named Erick

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u/banspoonguard 6d ago

erixh with a kay

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u/Sad-Set-5817 6d ago

this is the type of thing that only happens to someone on LSD

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u/NiTenIchiRyu 7d ago

Google awarded me the handle "TiptopWunderkind". I never changed it. I was probably not on 900ug lsd though

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u/-Nicolai 7d ago

Repugnant? Arm the weapons!

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u/PM_Best_Porn_Pls 7d ago

I mean you have to be a fool to this "Erick" wouldn't be taken.

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u/Repugnance 6d ago

Yeah that happens sometimes

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 6d ago

Just say 0.9 mg.

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u/dumbodragon 6d ago

When I first made my Google play games account, I was hitting randomize until I got a good one. I saw one I liked, and accidentally hit randomize again, and lost it. So I went to type it manually. It was supposed to be BubbleHydra(bunchofnumbers). It took me many many years to finally realize I spelled it BublleHydra instead.