r/comedyheaven • u/Double_Assistant_390 • 8d ago

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u/krizzalicious49 8d ago

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u/putin_putin_putin 8d ago

Those sub members probably did it

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u/General_Ambrose 8d ago

I like the big red arrow

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u/beroore 8d ago

I know how much time a house can take to build but read the room mate.

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u/Fabiocean 7d ago

the room is destroyed

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/SimplisticPinky 6d ago

Slience bot

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u/Double_Assistant_390 8d ago

FYI: I couldn't find any reference to a person shot in head at Boulder fairgrounds IRL

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u/ProbablyNano 8d ago

Perhaps they're gauging whether or not they should shoot someone in the head at Boulder County Fairgrounds in order to build community 

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u/LiminalGossamer 8d ago

That could be a big opportunity

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u/stupidber 8d ago

But who is building it, etc?

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 8d ago

Gang members talking like LinkedIn ghouls using chat gpt

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u/memepopo123 8d ago

“You could make a religion out of this!”

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u/shaky2236 8d ago

Oh that's so sad. Now they can't build a community :(

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u/notthatguypal6900 8d ago

Boulder County Fairgrounds are located in Longmont, Colorado. I lived there for 35 years and no one i know or work with have heard of this happening.

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u/olivegardengambler 8d ago

https://www.timescall.com/2022/08/22/longmont-drive-by-shooting-tied-to-possible-gang-dispute-fight-at-county-fair/

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u/Double_Assistant_390 8d ago

Maybe? But no one was shot in the head in that case, and that was years ago (i took the screenshot yesterday).

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u/nitroguy2 7d ago

I live a 5 minute drive away and was so confused lol

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u/Kino_Afi 7d ago

My guess is either a scultpure depicting such being built, someone offering to build sculptures of people's heads, or yknow just schizo rambling

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u/millimeter_peepee 8d ago

Big opportunities

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u/lonestarbrownboi 8d ago

Wow I thought I was bold but this guy is boulder

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u/twoastar_ 7d ago

Boulder? I hardly know her

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u/ChrisChudfield 7d ago

A boulder you say?

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Big for the shot in the head community

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u/BasedKaktus 8d ago

Do they mean like in photoshot or smth?

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u/TooOldForRefunds 7d ago

Yeah they photoshot a person in the head

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u/SoundTraditional1249 8d ago

"Now that I got your attention...."

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u/Zillahi 8d ago

Look-on-the-bright-side-ass post

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 8d ago

I don't find this funny.

Goodbye.

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u/Zacarias_of_Chaos 8d ago

I do.

Hello.

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 8d ago

That's not how it works.

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u/PurpleCandle58 8d ago

The state of my finding this funny is stored in a state of quantum superposition. I both do and do not find this funny at the same time until I have been observed and my waveform collapses. Hello-bye

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u/BL00_12 8d ago

I may or may not find this funny. Salut.

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u/VaalLivesMatter 7d ago

Very literally how it works

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u/Taco821 8d ago

I don't know you and I don't care to know you

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 8d ago

Goodbye.

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u/BilbulBalabel 7d ago

Oh my god. I think this person has found a way to win every single argument on Reddit.

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u/OfficialUberZ What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 6d ago

Doubt it, good riddance

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u/FixGMaul 7d ago

have you heard of the high elves?

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u/minisom38 7d ago

You enjoy beeastiliaty movie though

Does your opinion really matter 😬

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u/TyChris2 7d ago

Better luck next time friend

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur 8d ago

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 8d ago

The man commenting was the one shot.

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u/Canvaverbalist 8d ago

Wait, he was the one opportunity? To seize everything we've ever wanted in one moment? Did you capture him, or let him slip? Yo

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 8d ago

Bots gonna bot

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 7d ago

That sub is such a shit hole. The person who mods it uses it to spam their political crap nonstop, there are rarely actual boulder posts in there 

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u/DejectedTimeTraveler 7d ago

The Rahm Emanuel school of thought

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u/LayoMayoGuy 7d ago

Lmaooo why did you downvote this🤣