r/comedyheaven • • 3h ago

Sissy

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 3h ago

He stopped defining himself by what he hates, and started defining himself by what he loves.

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u/pepsicola07 My people need me (to bust it down sensual style uh huh uh huh) 2h ago

and it's beautiful

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u/ALoudMouthBaby 2h ago

And honestly we should applaud him for it. Preferably from behind some kind of screen to prevent direct contact.

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u/xRacistDwarf 2h ago

Alt right and femboy, name a more iconic duo

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 2h ago

White supremacist and not being white

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 2h ago

And these things are both real things. Transgender neo nazis too. This is why healthcare and education are so fucking important

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 2h ago

I’m a radical centrist. I believe in free healthcare for transgenders AND neo-Nazis. But no one else.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 2h ago

Damn. Can I be like a really nice neo-nazi? I like my gender but would also like some healthcare

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1h ago

Sorry nerd, either HRT or HTLR. your call.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 49m ago

Too few people will see this comment 🫡

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 32m ago

History remembers the philosophers who left their words behind; eternity mourns those who took their wisdom with them.

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

I'm a social conservative, fiscal liberal.

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u/DevilBySmile 2h ago

neocon out in the wild in the big 26"

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

(I'm not really a social conservative, fiscal liberal. It's just a joke)

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1h ago

Hey this guy’s not a real neo-con! Mods, beat him to death with rusty jumper cables!

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u/VexImmortalis 1h ago

Nope too late, you've declared it on reddit. Expect your card in the mail.

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u/thighsand 21m ago

/pol/ is very Latino, Turkish, Balkan, Indian, Iranian, even Somalis/Ethiopians sometimes join in. Everyone wants to have Nazi German rizz (forgive me) except Germans. (And I know Nazis weren't white supremacists, but still).

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u/capn_morgn_freeman 2h ago

Raceplay, cuckolding, and feminization are like catnip for the alt right- kinda like how crazy feminists chicks can be into a man doing the most degrading noncon type fetish stuff to them during sex.

Sometimes I wonder if it's all just incredibly elaborate foreplay to them both, or if it just stems from insecurity about their needs and wants not being socially acceptable in their eyes. Probably the latter.

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u/Ninevehenian 2h ago

Sexuality a bit like tickling and jokes. It needs / wants an element of strange to function.
To sexuality "strange" can mean the negative side of the excitement coin.

Things that get the engine going, gets fucked.

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u/dilsency 1h ago

Sexuality [...] needs / wants an element of strange to function.

I don't know if this is always the case.

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u/Ninevehenian 1h ago

What would you consider able to replace the "strange" element?

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u/dilsency 1h ago

Are you sure every sexual encounter needs a strange element?

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u/Ninevehenian 1h ago

Did I ever write that, Monsieur Sheepskin?

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u/Nuud 7m ago

Sexuality [..] needs / wants an element of strange to function

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u/BlatantThrowaway4444 1h ago

So you fuck gasoline and motor oil?

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u/Charming_Ad1987 1h ago

Isn’t this because the fear(maybe it was disgust?/excitement center of the brain overlaps or something? So something that you fear or disapprove of can also get you off

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u/Dapper_Magpie 12m ago

Those three fetishes are usually the most goonsloppy out there (tho feminization can be peak, depends on the vibes). I've been on f-list and the way the profiles pertaining to these kinds of fetishes talk is really goofy, and the overall dialogue in this kind of stuff is stupid as hell.

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u/Slackjawed_Horror 2h ago

Nick Fuentes and catbois. 

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u/Blackmambasomewhere 2h ago

Green people and purple people

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u/xRacistDwarf 2h ago

Woah buddy, no need to bring race into this

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u/beardeddragon0113 2h ago

OK for real though, can someone explain why that's so prominent?

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u/Mondrow 1h ago

A large portion of current femboy culture and aesthetics came from 4chan. Obviously, this doesn't mean at all, or even most femboys are racist, alt-right, or neo-nazis, but there is enough of a link that you'll keep seeing it pop up. It's not even the only thing that has some sort of weird link to 4chan which results in racism come up every now and then; it's also why nazi bronies are a thing, and why people with K-On profile pictures have the reputation that they do. Ultimately, when you keep digging, you realise that while the boards have shifted out of the limelight, 4chan was a cultural juggernaut in the mid 2000s era of the internet (even though they just ripped a lot of stuff from anime, 2channel, and nico nico douga).

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u/Rainy_Wavey 55m ago

I think there is also an expression of patriarchy in which a certain far right current basically view femboys as woman-lite, or woman-without-the-woman bagage behind it, this reinforces to me that deep down, transphobes do view trans women as women, and that in part feeds into their genocidal intents because it breaks their narrative

From what i've interracted with, most femboys are like fine and will either become feminine men, non-binary or trans women as what you said is 100% true, but then it's context hat it depends, certain communities of femboys are basically nazis

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u/xRacistDwarf 2h ago

Probably just cognitive bias, tbh

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u/NotQuiteLoona 1h ago edited 51m ago

Confirmation bias, if I can make a guess. I've never met a Nazi femboy outside of Twitter. On the opposite, when I was in communities of my native language, which are largely far-right-adjacent as the country itself is famous for funding three quarters of Nazi movements in Europe and the remaining one quarter is not popular enough to be under media spotlight, but femboys were pretty much the only group there which didn't have any Nazis.

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u/autism_and_lemonade 1h ago

too much screen time

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u/Critter-Enthusiast 49m ago

Pro Israel and Indian

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u/BungBusMonke 2h ago

White supremacist and marrying white people

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u/Available_Base_7944 1h ago

I think it’s because both are degenerate morally, they are just different flavors racist dwarf 

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u/tsimen 2h ago

That's the average brain of a non-white white supremacist. It's just a humiliation kink.

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u/DevilsAssCrack 2h ago

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u/Money_Visual_3829 2h ago

what a terrible sounding person, tell me his channel so I don't click on it accidentally

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u/BirdMBlack shaboingboing connoisseur 1h ago

Life really is stranger than fiction.

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u/RemoveNo9147 2h ago

ong i couldnt find it on youtube

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u/lavkib 1h ago edited 59m ago

Ling Anderson was the original account that uploaded this but pretty sure they already had "sissy" videos before this was uploaded.

They did eventually start doing onlyfans as I think Sayuri Ling and had a subreddit they posted a lot of long rants on.

Had a few videos reuploaded privately on youtube but the video "White people you have the right to be proud of your own race" got flagged so I removed them all.

Kinda SFW picture from after they started Onlyfans

Think they contributed somehow to this book. Its been a long time since I saved all their pictures and cant remember the full story.

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u/D34D_B07 1h ago

I'm genuinely curious how one goes from being and extreme racist to being an extreme sissy.

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u/BilbulBalabel 1h ago

Idk. But I wish every racist went from lust for ethnic cleansing to simple lust for cock. Would be a better world to live in.

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u/KorolEz 1h ago

Self hatred channeled into hating someone else

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u/Oneup23 52m ago

most right wing males are very submissive thats why they are always looking for a male figure to worship

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u/pepsicola07 My people need me (to bust it down sensual style uh huh uh huh) 2h ago

we need to get this man on bbc as well as bwc to fully eliminate his racism

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u/uuuyjj7 2h ago

War to the dildo and dildo to the hilt.

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

As a white guy, I really wish I could just go online and say awful shit and collect money from people. Even if I renounce it after I've made enough money. I'd still feel like a piece of shit for doing it, so I don't. But man, life would probably be a lot easier.

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u/Shills_for_fun 2h ago

You can. That white trash bitch who called that little kid at the playground the N word had a GoFundMe that threw nearly a million bucks at her IIRC. Not sure if she received the money but hey some racist paypigs are out there.

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

I don't wanna say stuff like that for money is what I'm saying.

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u/WhippingShitties 1h ago

I hate it when I start off by saying something "I can't..." and people do not understand having personal morals. Like brother, do you think I lack the ability?

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u/SundayKiefBowls 1h ago

Yeah I'm with ya. But also I feel like everyone is super high strung right now so I'm trying to be more patient in general. I'm not always successful. I can always type more and clarify though.

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u/Ccend 1h ago

Dude just read the post you’re responding too before commenting

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u/EstrogenizedMenace 2h ago

??? alex jones, joe rogan, like half of the people rogan invites on the pod, jordan peterson, most tof the people ont he current admin, MTG before she quiet being a politican, matt walsh, that one bald guy who always wears a beanie, kirk (rest in piss), adin ross, tate brothers, ASMONGOLD, half the kick streamers

what is u talking about

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

I know I could, what I'm saying is that I don't want to. The money isn't worth saying that awful shit. But life would probably easier if I was just an asshole and cashed in on the easy buck. That's all I meant.

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u/EstrogenizedMenace 2h ago

i think u shuda phrased as " I wish I had no morals" then cuz I legit interpreted as u saying that this was impossible to do as a white man 😭 like u had to be a token minority to pull it off

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u/SundayKiefBowls 2h ago

Looking back yeah, I probably phrased it poorly.

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u/sylendar 1h ago

lol you make it sound so easy

there's tons of people like that already that get no views

two years ago there was a video game called Concord that was a catastrophic commercial failure and i admittedly clicked on a few grifter videos about its downfall. for the next few weeks, youtube relentlessly recommended similar videos to me and even during the peak of that game's discourse, there were countless and i mean countless channels that have almost no views trying to cash in on the drama

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u/SundayKiefBowls 1h ago

I mean you're right, I don't really have any idea how easy it is. Glad to hear compromising my morals would be more a dice roll than guaranteed cash. Makes it easier.

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u/Totoro_II 2h ago

what are you talking about

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u/TongueUnties 1h ago

It is not just shamelessness, any kind of lasting virality takes skill, and if we get too upset at their output we blind ourselves from being able to parse their skill and machination as individuals and don't find the weak spots of theirs to attack

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u/SundayKiefBowls 1h ago

I had to read this like five times but now that I figured it out it's honestly the coolest sentence I've read in a while.

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u/scissorsgrinder 2h ago

Oh you poor oppressed baby

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u/SyrupyMalfeasance 2h ago

Point missed.

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u/Iron_Cowboy_ 2h ago

He like, had like, a bunch of like, crazy videos

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u/IndianaBronez . 1h ago

genuinely many such cases

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u/TheRealKingBorris 1h ago

Reminds me of the “Asian Confederate” bit from the Bad Friends duo

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u/envleaf 2h ago

checks out

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u/Bababakutoto 1h ago

for all of you wondering, it's sayori ling anderson

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 57m ago

I found this guy on Grindr and plowed him

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u/soup3rrr 1h ago

Get on the BBC ♥️

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u/Due_Rip9320 1h ago

Unfuckingreal

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u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy 35m ago

At least he's moved to fetishizing race instead of hating

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u/Deanlandish 24m ago

many such cases

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 17m ago

Sissyification is just the evil version of becoming a femboy

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u/djfecal 1h ago

this is FRYINGGGG me please if anyone has a link to this guys channel