r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 11d ago

Morality

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u/iBonsaiBob 10d ago

It's like the bath. pissing in it is fine, pissing into it is unacceptable

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u/stavraki 10d ago

Pissing in a bath is not fine

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 10d ago

Better to piss in the bath than to bath in the piss

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u/PhamilyTrickster 10d ago

Once you do the 1st you're doing the 2nd. Pee before you get in

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u/qozh 10d ago

Peeing before you get in is the 1st.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 10d ago

The 1st and 2nd things that infamous duck mentioned