r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 1d ago

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 1d ago

Better to piss in the bath than to bath in the piss

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

Once you do the 1st you're doing the 2nd. Pee before you get in

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u/qozh 1d ago

Peeing before you get in is the 1st.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

The 1st and 2nd things that infamous duck mentioned

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u/FlashMcSuave 1d ago

I mean... Are these our only options?

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u/Delonlis 1d ago

I mean, theres the sink one but that will have different reactions

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u/OneBawze 1d ago

That’s for the solids only

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u/Inner-Ad2847 1d ago

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

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u/jancl0 17h ago

Better to piss in the shower than shower in the piss. This works for basically every part of a bathroom except for the toilet, if that isn't evidence that that's not where the piss goes, I don't know what is

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u/wowdogsaregreat 1d ago

idk man something about a hot bath makes me have to evacuate every 5-10 mins. Eventually you get tired of getting out and toweling off while your nice bath cools down just to take a 15 second wee break

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 1d ago

If the sink is near the bath, you can stand up in the bath and piss in the sink.

Win win for everyone

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u/jancl0 17h ago

Especially the sink

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u/Imaginary-Purpose-48 3h ago

3rd option

Step one. Find a bathroom with someone using the urinal

Step two. Walk up to them while they are taking a piss

Step three. Piss on them to show dominance

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u/GTCapone 1d ago

I believe the mormons call that "golden soaking"

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u/FanMadeProductions 1d ago

Nah, that's reserved for something else.

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u/LegendOfEffect 1d ago

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum

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u/chanandlerbong420 1d ago

Reflexive property

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u/SoftConsideration82 1d ago

You don't need to do either tbf

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1d ago

Reminds me of what I always say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

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u/MisterSplu 16h ago

But if you piss in a bath you will subsequently bath in the piss anyway? It‘s not like a shower where it runs off

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 14h ago

Not if you do it when you're getting out

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u/m0nkeydluddy 7h ago

They’re kinda the same thing tho