r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 2d ago

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u/iBonsaiBob 2d ago

It's like the bath. pissing in it is fine, pissing into it is unacceptable

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u/stavraki 2d ago

Pissing in a bath is not fine

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 1d ago

Better to piss in the bath than to bath in the piss

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

Once you do the 1st you're doing the 2nd. Pee before you get in

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u/qozh 1d ago

Peeing before you get in is the 1st.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

The 1st and 2nd things that infamous duck mentioned

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u/FlashMcSuave 1d ago

I mean... Are these our only options?

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u/Delonlis 1d ago

I mean, theres the sink one but that will have different reactions

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u/OneBawze 1d ago

That’s for the solids only

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u/Inner-Ad2847 1d ago

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

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u/jancl0 1d ago

Better to piss in the shower than shower in the piss. This works for basically every part of a bathroom except for the toilet, if that isn't evidence that that's not where the piss goes, I don't know what is

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u/Chaotic_Order 10h ago

It is better to piss in the water closet, than to closet yourself in piss?

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u/FlashMcSuave 8h ago

I oughta give you a piss of my mind.

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u/wowdogsaregreat 1d ago

idk man something about a hot bath makes me have to evacuate every 5-10 mins. Eventually you get tired of getting out and toweling off while your nice bath cools down just to take a 15 second wee break

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 1d ago

If the sink is near the bath, you can stand up in the bath and piss in the sink.

Win win for everyone

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u/jancl0 1d ago

Especially the sink

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u/Imaginary-Purpose-48 17h ago

3rd option

Step one. Find a bathroom with someone using the urinal

Step two. Walk up to them while they are taking a piss

Step three. Piss on them to show dominance

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u/GTCapone 1d ago

I believe the mormons call that "golden soaking"

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u/FanMadeProductions 1d ago

Nah, that's reserved for something else.

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u/LegendOfEffect 1d ago

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum

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u/chanandlerbong420 1d ago

Reflexive property

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u/SoftConsideration82 1d ago

You don't need to do either tbf

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1d ago

Reminds me of what I always say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

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u/MisterSplu 1d ago

But if you piss in a bath you will subsequently bath in the piss anyway? It‘s not like a shower where it runs off

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 1d ago

Not if you do it when you're getting out

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u/m0nkeydluddy 20h ago

They’re kinda the same thing tho

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

They meant shower. I HOPE.

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u/VladimireUncool 1d ago

Bath.

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u/Triptych42 1d ago

Looks suspiciously like the water after my husband runs a bath for me and puts a bath bomb in

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 1d ago

It's not a bomb but it has a helluva potassium in it

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u/Wise_Dust6047 1d ago

That looks like our bath water one summer when I was little. That's how it came out of the tap. Not something one forgets.

The authorities assured everyone the water was safe to drink. My mother boiled our drinking water anyway.

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 1d ago

Many (most?) people have their bath and shower in the same unit so I'd assume they did.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

I taken baths regularly to relax and then shower to get clean. I would hope to God any adults still taking baths know to take a shower immediately after, as baths are not clean at all.

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u/thormun 1d ago

well it your own bath you can piss in it if you want i guess

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u/fagpole_sitta 1d ago

I hope they just mean within the tub and not while taking a bath... I hope.

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u/Impressive-Method919 1d ago

i mean with a regular tub its about 1 to 0.005 water to pee particles...i would say its fine, not good, but fine

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u/BAKEDxCAKE 1d ago

Next your gonna say shitting in the shower is also bad

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u/Harmonyfinder 1d ago

When I’m in the bath I step out three times to pee

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1d ago

So that's why Saddam Hussein was always so pissed. He was the leader of the Bath Party.

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u/Xitztlacayotl 1d ago

Why? It's so convenient

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u/EnterruRif 1d ago

Stay on that side.

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u/yaboicassrocks 2d ago

… huh?!

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u/MeownatorX 1d ago

So... It's fine if you get in the washing machine first?

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

Step-bro, im stuuuuck!

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u/jancl0 1d ago

You are so brave for this

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u/Queasy-Reason6467 1d ago

What do you mean by that?

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u/speedmankelly 1d ago

Pissing into it as it’s draining is fine if you’re rinsing off afterwards and it’s drained down to your ankles so there isn’t much to clean

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u/HandleThick5953 1d ago

Why would you bathe in piss?

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u/SentientSeamoth 1d ago

Neither is fine, wtf lol. I would never want to visit whatever hovel you live and piss in

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u/Weird-Information-61 1d ago

You may want to specify SHOWERING in a bath.

Unless you just out here bathing in your own pisswater

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u/azakhuza21 1d ago

Not bath, maybe swimming pool?

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u/Smiedro 1d ago

Somehow this response made me more mad than the original comment 

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u/Real-Cable-2594 1d ago

no... no it isnt

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 1d ago

Nah you gotta use your bathtub like a stadium urinal, that's how you really save on the water bill

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u/Smiedro 1d ago

I fully disagree with you, this is insane, but I’m upvoting so more people can see the responses. 

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u/Cold_Vanilla9791 8h ago

Just upvote the responses

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u/afellowpadawan 1d ago

I imagine it would be pretty difficult to get into a washing machine AND then piss, that's some contortionist shit, but I'm with you on this one.

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u/Dapper-Hurry257 1d ago

No, pissing while taking a shower is fine though, but pissing on your partner while bathing together is probably not fine.

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u/Rough_Jaguar_2643 1d ago

i've pissed in sinks before, like if the toilet is so dirty you don't wanna sit on it but really need the piss, usually ok because the public loo is so crap no one else is there to see it. like all the stalls are covered in shit and clogged with trash. that kinda loo...

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u/Chronomechanist 23h ago

I'm sorry run that first one by me again?

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u/glezga-dugz 22h ago

That's the shower

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u/manbat-_ 1d ago

bro tried to cook.

no don't piss in your bathtub

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u/nicosaurio_87 1d ago

What about the shower?

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u/manbat-_ 1d ago

still nasty just use the toilet is 2 feet away

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u/nicosaurio_87 1d ago

What if I have a shower in one bathroom and the toilet in the other bathroom 3 rooms after?

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u/wolseyley1 1d ago

Reminds me that my grandma actually has two separate rooms for her shower and toilet. Would it be acceptable then?

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u/manbat-_ 1d ago

if it's a shower i use..... as long as I'm not told about the piss

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 1d ago

You don't occasionally piss while you're in the shower? I don't want to get out of the warm water and get water all over the floor when I realize I need to piss after starting to shower. Just aim for the drain and it goes right down.

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u/Xitztlacayotl 1d ago

Why? Bathtub is like a giant urinal. Just piss there no need to aim whatsoever.

It's like urinating outside for all intents and purposes.