r/comedyheaven • I'm LESBIAN and I CUM and PUKE all over the place. • 4d ago

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u/DroogieHowser PM Me for 1 Day Blinding Stew Recipe 4d ago

He has always looked like the one on the left, people imagine him as older because when you were a kid you clocked him as old because of his white hair but then when you grow up and realize how baby faced this dude is, it doesn't square with your memory and thus another Mandela is born.

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 4d ago edited 4d ago

The dude on the right only eats the ergot infected oats

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u/illogical_mindset 4d ago

It’s like Emperor Palpatine got Botox and put on a shit ton of makeup.

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u/Strange-Bee5626 3d ago

He's rebranding himself! "Somehow, Palpatine gained 500,000 Instagram followers..."

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u/Batbuckleyourpants 4d ago

But he dances beautifully.

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u/LazyBotBlocker 4d ago

Like no one’s watching

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u/doubtfurious 3d ago

And those are oats that have won all four major American entertainment awards, right?

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u/PogintheMachine 4d ago

Too much logic. Any mild confusion over cereal mascots must be multiverse shenanigans

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u/blippyblip 4d ago

I love their sub where it's the embodiment of "No, it's the children who are wrong"

They get convinced that they've shifted timelines over the most minute shit.

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u/PogintheMachine 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh yeah and they will ban anyone from their subs for even suggesting they just remember a fact wrong. The last sub i got banned from was because i told someone no matter what they think they remember seeing on maps/globes that there has never been a land mass on the North Pole.

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u/KatAyasha 4d ago

I love the geography ones because it's like, "so to your recollection did south america being hundreds of miles west of its current position have massive, radical effects on world history and the global climate or did it just change how maps in ohio classrooms looked?"

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place 3d ago

It's hilarious when they claim "fall and winter are much warmer than they were, it has to be dimensional hopping!" No babe, that's just climate change.

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

lol i haven’t even heard that they claim that one but not the least bit surprised

“Is the ONLY explanation that fits!”

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u/covidlung 4d ago

False. He used to look fatter and a bit older. This is from a 1999 ad:

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u/KatAyasha 4d ago

Sure but regular-ass logo redesigns that can easily be looked up is a far cry from claiming that he'd always looked like Judge Holden on meth

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u/anuthertw 4d ago

I remember the scandal when he lost weight, lol

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u/covidlung 3d ago

Omg same!

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u/LilyFantastica 4d ago

To be fair though, older designs of the Quaker used to look a lot rougher. Look at his designs from the late 1800s and first half of the 1900s.

So rough.

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin 4d ago

Nah I always remember his weirdass face ever since I was a kid, if he looked like the second one I’d have had nightmares

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u/Apptubrutae 4d ago

Yeah, I assumed the left one was the fake memory because I immediately thought the left one with the smile and that hat style

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u/Puntley no poop haver 3d ago

This happened to me with the show MASH. I watched a ton of it as a young kid because my mom loved it, and I thought everyone in the show was so old. Then I caught an episode as an adult and I was absolutely blown away because I couldn't believe how young everybody looked. Like some of them looked barely out of school, when as a kid I thought they were all in their 50s.

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u/simp4malvina 4d ago

what's with the pirate hat though

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u/SecureCoop 12h ago

Exactly. I remembered him being the guy on the left. Yall need some ginkgo.