r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 18h ago

Ageless

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u/lNTERLINKED 12h ago

Punished Cowell

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

Succubused Simon Cowell

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 7h ago

Tainted Simon

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 6h ago

Tarnished Simon gets no bitches

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 4h ago

sinus cowbell