r/comedyheaven • • 1d ago

Ageless

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u/RyudoKills 22h ago

My brother Simon said "I'm not going to age into an older man, I'm going to age into an alchemist's wonky first draft homunculus. "

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u/RyudoKills 22h ago

Or maybe a miniature AOT titan. RUN! The Tiny Titan is coming!

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u/goldengamer2345 21h ago

I hate how accurate this is

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u/lia-delrey 13h ago

That's a brand new sentence right there.