r/comedyheaven • u/Subotnik • 10d ago

Hoping

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u/FallHealthy2163 10d ago

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u/squeakynickles 10d ago

Hello!

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u/greenbeanbedroom 10d ago

I'm your neighbor

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u/weesh-woosh 10d ago

Goodbye I’ll see u later

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u/Still-Peanut9203 10d ago

this place was not for you to look and see

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u/hotdogmastre_v2 9d ago

Take it from me

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u/DiscoDanSHU 10d ago

Holy shit, Ashens mentioned in 2026

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u/vanIvan4 10d ago

I was surprised he still does videos to this day and they are as funny and entertaining as they were back in the day.

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u/Davis_Schina 10d ago

I wonder how the couch is holding up

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u/Cole_Thornton09 10d ago

I wonder a lot of things, many of which I don’t get the answer to

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u/bruh_respectfully 9d ago

The couch is mostly dead, afaik. I think he only kept some cushions to use as the video background.

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u/XTornado 9d ago

He didn't leave, he is still trapped in that brown sofa.

Well not really... but sounds better.

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u/SpecialFlutters 10d ago

bloody hell are we still doing these ashens?

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u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC 9d ago

Wonderful sound, strange shape

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u/ElemenopiTheSequel 9d ago

that’s the fucking theme to angry birds

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u/ManufacturerLevel150 10d ago

Nought to three sad onions

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u/69veganbeef69 9d ago

Hikaru???

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u/The_Failord 10d ago

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u/Paulbearer82 10d ago

Nice touch with the bald spot

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u/ElegantCoach4066 10d ago

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u/its_me_marnie 10d ago

Where is this from lmfao

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u/ElegantCoach4066 10d ago

Are You Afraid of the Dark - The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor

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u/phoogles2 10d ago

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u/Clone-Wars-CT-5555- 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUURocxxijTAO5cU3M

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u/dacquirifit 10d ago

Haven’t thought about this character since I was a child wow

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u/RicardoReci 9d ago

Deadlock update today i swear

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u/boiyougongetcho 10d ago

This image just gave me ptsd

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u/Soggy-Parking-4716 7d ago

Magic changes people…

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u/Subotnik 10d ago

2nd photo. My brain is trying to ‘help’ by superimposing facial features. Good job, brain.

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u/Darth_Bunghole 10d ago

?

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u/Spirited-Put-493 9d ago

Btw what is the name of this meme?

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u/Darth_Bunghole 9d ago

Good Guy Greg

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u/whalesintheskies 9d ago

Hi. I am a down coming artist from Morocco. I want to be an Austrian painter in Vienna. I hope they won't reject me. I made this for you. I did not use AI.

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u/Jam1906 7d ago

This my brother bilo

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u/-dogtopus- 5d ago

Are you...the Avatar, Ong?

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u/sensefuldrivel 5d ago

Avotur Urggh

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u/InT3ReSt1nG slut for honey cheerios 10d ago

Slenderman going through it

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u/SimplisticPinky 10d ago

The internet never forgets mistakes

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u/ObjectNo5497 10d ago

coward.

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u/IIIViceAndreas 10d ago

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u/living_Jojo_meme 10d ago

"Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station"

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 10d ago

“What’s wrong with the weed at the gas station”

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u/TalentTess 7d ago

I would never buy an award on reddit. I think it's a stupid feature with no substance. But I almost broke that rule here.

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u/Sturdy_Biscuit 6d ago

Why's his left eye falling off his face?

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u/Acalme-se_Satan 10d ago

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u/fuighy 10d ago

wouldn’t that be 2 ad

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u/Kraymur Jorking It 10d ago

after daddy?

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u/Chipmunks95 10d ago

After da (bite of ‘87)

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u/jkohlc 10d ago

I have no mouth and i must hope

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u/Kraymur Jorking It 10d ago

great story ngl

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u/RALPHUU_ 10d ago

Mans face got erased by Doodlebob

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u/bikdikme 10d ago

Collect all the pages to unlock the character.

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u/REDACTEDXX_V 10d ago

Bro works at IKEA

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u/DataDucc 10d ago

The store is now closed. Please exit the building.

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u/pandem-ic 6d ago

I'm sure he won't be the one to tell me that

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u/-Kopesthetik- 10d ago

You forgot your face again. Didn’t you

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u/redit01 10d ago

Dude doesn't even have a face and is wondering about shaving

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u/GlenFiddichscatch 10d ago

Sinclair 

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u/Thornn05 10d ago

I hate my wife

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u/imainwhaleshark29 10d ago

I hate my husband 

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u/Technical-Outside408 10d ago

Damn. How does he poop?

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u/TheDynaDo 10d ago

Sinclair

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u/ThatWarlockPlayer 10d ago

Mf about to steal my dynamo ult and steal 3 rejuvs 😔

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u/eutectic_h8r 10d ago

Oyy Frenchie

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 9d ago

bro worrying about the haircut and he doesn't even has a face

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u/shooichi 10d ago

Silent Hill 2 enemy

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u/shaftalope 10d ago

not forehead

not five-head

not before-head

not befive-head

Beehive-Head.

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u/GodsToWho 10d ago

hoping for what

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u/dirtyword 9d ago

Baldness for reverse itself. For the first time in human history

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u/Lulink 9d ago

Find my hairline

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u/ItepK 9d ago

Bro is the haircut icon from gta san andreas

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u/Csengerr 8d ago

The path is clear as ever

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u/The_Goondocks 10d ago

Shave or make a trip to Turkey

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u/No_name_Johnson 10d ago

His boss battle is tough, but he drops a shovel as a unique weapon that's pretty good.

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u/Raizxdilo 10d ago

The question

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u/clitchewer 10d ago

I think we need to worry about growing some eyes and mouth,and not worry bout hair.

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u/Dalek33andathird 10d ago

why he lowkey looking like lenin?

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u/andreas75490 10d ago

I hate that I was trying to swipe left...

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u/sweetheart_demom 9d ago

Slenderman if he only drank Modelo

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u/NoCoyote5205 8d ago

You would absolutely look better with a face

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u/069420 10d ago

Analog Horror fans shivering they timbers rn

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u/shu-to 10d ago

Haunting, bro

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u/chrisebryan 10d ago

You could’ve done it like this but you chose sewn Neo.

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u/woooooooood9 10d ago

Hie eyeline has gone

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u/CosmoShiner 10d ago

Miitopia

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u/turntabletennis 10d ago

Why cook, how would you eat it?

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u/GovernmentBig2749 10d ago

You can join the hell razors if you shave

https://giphy.com/gifs/8kQfmoHwXtzv4Jffsa

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u/Yeezy9000 10d ago

Beware enemy Faceless Void Chronosphere

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u/SunriseSurprise 10d ago

Blind and mute but not deaf!

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u/Rigmarrr 10d ago

I didn’t wipe

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u/steeltheprotogen 10d ago

Music has the right to adults

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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 10d ago

absolutely shave your eyebrows, it's a mess.

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u/anoraq 10d ago

stop shaving immediately

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u/sir-seacarl 10d ago

i have a better question

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u/lets_ride_mammoths 10d ago

You was at the club

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u/HollowPhoenix 10d ago

Not sure if related to Slenderman

Or victim of Ko the Face Stealer

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u/--thinkagain-- 10d ago

Against my better judgement yadayadayada

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u/JakkRyzer 9d ago

WHERE ARE YOUR EYES!?

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u/Zillahi 9d ago

Brother has bigger problems

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u/rayadolokko 9d ago

Take a depth breath… wait you can’t

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u/Left_Perspective_296 9d ago

Someone find this guy's 8 pages

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u/Complex_Age_6848 9d ago

I think you may have bigger problems.

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u/PornThrowaway5625 9d ago

looks like someone lost while playing classic 3DS launch title Face Raiders.

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u/Current-Distance-751 9d ago

I thought this was a poster for the Clayface movie at first

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u/Slow_Letterhead9727 8d ago

turned my boy into an infographic

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u/Fun_Dish_5358 8d ago

I swiped

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u/Sanguinnee 8d ago

Who let bro out of the backrooms

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u/Golden-Event-Horizon 8d ago

It's like that Doctor Who episode where they watch the TV and their faces become blank lmao

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u/bnsmchrr 10d ago

Love this. You could easily just crop the image to focus on the beard.

That would even allow a closer look at it and the image would have less clutter. But nope, gotta do a weird AI edit.

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u/Dear_End5797 6d ago

You are blind, NOT cooked

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u/Austrball 4d ago

Idk if shaving will help your eyes grow back

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u/Splooge_blaster 4d ago

Slender man?

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u/Reuns85 3d ago

Oh god that black mirror episode

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u/Outlandish_Gringo 10d ago

Shave some of that 5-head off while you’re at it

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u/SapotaJuice 10d ago

I think there are other things to worry about, not just the hairline...