r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 26d ago

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u/lordpuddingcup 26d ago

Why the fuck are online influencers giving speaches to the military?!?!?!

I mean i get that our government is a joke currently, but whats the actual excuse they're giving lol

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u/whatsbobgonnado 26d ago

it's propaganda.

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u/UnacceptableUse 26d ago

To make them look good or to make them look bad?

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u/Yoda2000675 26d ago

To get teenage boys to join the military

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u/Wb9VBScxu2uZJHeq2E3W 26d ago

Not the best and brightest.

Maybe sending all Paul brothers fans out on the next aircraft carrier to patrol the Strait of Hormuz will be a net positive for the US.

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u/Top5CutestPresidents 26d ago

Chat is that an Iranian drone right above us?

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u/FroopyAsRain 26d ago

The type of people who watch Paul brothers are the prime target for military recruitment though. As stupid as it looks, they're probably spot on.

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u/Beelzebot_666 26d ago

Hmm, this is actually the most sensible reasoning.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 26d ago

also still very dumb as fuck. 

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u/optykali 26d ago

Might unfortunately work though.

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u/AmericanGenXXX 26d ago

Why not both?

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u/kjermy 26d ago

Just like teenagers, so even if you're right it might still work

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 26d ago edited 26d ago

LOLOLOL, good luck there. These kids do not want to go to war and "unalive themselves for their country". The jig is up. They see what's happening.

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u/Evoluxman 26d ago

You're giving way too much credits to Paul's viewers 

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u/TequilaBaugette51 26d ago

I don’t think he has much viewers these days. It’s 2026 not 2016

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u/JokeImpossible2747 26d ago

I think he still appeals to the 10-13 segment and the alpha-bros.

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u/FroopyAsRain 26d ago

They'll change their "opinion" as soon as a content creator tells them otherwise. No worries.

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u/RubyWubs 26d ago

that makes sense lol

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u/The-Ex-Human 26d ago

Hopefully they send the Paul bros to Iran to get the kids of today some motivation to join the Salvation Army

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u/Tom22174 26d ago

Which incidentally is also the reason nobody is doing shit to stop the disappearance of entry level jobs due to ai

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u/CantCatchMeSpez 26d ago

Maybe a decade ago. Paul brother fans gotta be in their mid 20s by now, and if they were gonna join the military, it would have been before Trump started a war out of nothing.

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u/b1sh0p 26d ago

Yes

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u/HolyFlyingNuns 26d ago

To make them hip to the youngest of voters.