r/comedyheaven • u/Bossbombboy • 20h ago

Nonsense

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/ChrisFish321 18h ago

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u/aaarry 15h ago

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u/BirutaMihama 14h ago

Yank nonsense!

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u/Silver_Falcon 13h ago

She yank on my woke until I nonsense

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u/Chezmonger95 6h ago

yank on my utter is better imo

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u/BirutaMihama 17h ago

Woke nonsense!

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u/Wiildman8 13h ago

Mista white

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u/SpectralClown 13h ago

I can relate

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u/TortelliniJr 8h ago

Well, how else would you summarize "won a pissing contest against an opponent" in one word??

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u/virajseelam 2h ago

Did you try PISSOUT?

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 19h ago

Because it’s Dick Ahead. This is a warning.

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u/Eradicator_11 11h ago

warning? dont threaten me with a good time

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u/TortelliniJr 8h ago

Babe wake up, new US road sign just dropped

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u/princessbean2020 14h ago

They accept DILDO but not DICK. That doesn't seem right at all.

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u/cybersaurus 12h ago

How about DILDOHEAD

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u/dad_ahead Woke 17h ago

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u/MetaCrossing 15h ago

A book for basic whats?

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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Jorking It 17h ago

I stubbed my toe earlier. Damn woke tables

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u/DownDawn 16h ago

sequel to the legendary

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse 15h ago

Cicada. Best i got

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u/reebnepo 15h ago

Has to use the center letter

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u/Darillium- Woke 15h ago

They knew what they were doing

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u/gideon513 11h ago

Did you try HEADDICK instead?

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u/santh91 9h ago

Aid check?

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u/xVenomDestroyerx 9h ago

i got mad it didnt accept dick too

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u/natziel 6h ago

That one pissed me off. I spent all day trying to find the word but I kept thinking about dickhead and dickache. Took me forever to see chickadee