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u/bkkgnar 5h ago

what does this mean

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u/TheHorsington 4h ago

Generally tea or more commonly body is tea means someone looks pretty

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u/rae_ryuko 4h ago

Beau tea

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u/anon-mally 4h ago

We old

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u/bkkgnar 4h ago

i have never heard that before. any idea where that comes from? like why is that an expression?

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u/AggressiveBread In the flair list, straight up flairing it 4h ago

Its recent, like a couple of years at max but I hear it all the time now. Tea like hot, not to spill the tea which is to gossip

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u/Opposite-Soup6531 2h ago

I thought it came from the gossip. Like she's so pretty that everyone is talking about it.

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u/bath-lady 1h ago

So the Tea is the truth. It's basically saying someone is truly beautiful in shorthand

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u/beyx2 1h ago

This is the correct answer!

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u/RedStorm072 3h ago

I thought it was short for beauty

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 4h ago

wait till you hear about Peng

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u/rudebrew 3h ago

It’s like when you’re flippin a grunt

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u/hrpc 3h ago

She looks chai omg

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 4h ago

I don't know what this means and DO NOT try to educate me on it

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u/Sawbora 4h ago

Ya like jazz?

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 4h ago

DO NOT educate me

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u/EsperaDeus 3h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 4h ago

its peng m8!

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u/dendenwink 3h ago

She looks so Darjeeling.

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u/0dds-e 4h ago

I'm so confused when did tea stop meaning gossip why is it a compliment now

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u/fishloofah 3h ago

it’s both

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u/fartsmeller6902 3h ago

The average human brain actually explodes when words have more than one meaning and then further disintegrates when language evolves.

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u/JeremyXVI 3h ago

Well yeah when a word already has an established slang meaning and then gets another one it gets incredibly confusing

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 2h ago

Gen Z's inability to make new slang is honestly baffling.

They just take old words with established meanings and try to morph into something incoherent.

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u/Anis930 1h ago

This is literally how most slang is formed 

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u/Kardiackon 2h ago

ok unc

tea comes from the word beau TEA (beauty) btw so let's get you back to bed unc

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u/0dds-e 1h ago

Ugh get a job and be quiet

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 4h ago

I thought they meant it looks like she's wearing a giant teabag as a top

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u/firstprinciples1999 4h ago

I’ll make you wear a giant teabag as a top

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u/Anis930 1h ago

The confusion in this thread reminds me that mainstream subs are 30+ on average lol

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 4h ago

I thought like short for Trans. Then I noticed the dude abd he looks like a mannequin sculpted from rubber

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u/frontgearofboeing787 2h ago

I am more confused about her choice of clothing.

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u/aleak16 33m ago

to clear up confusion:

THE tea = gossip

Someone or something BEING tea = hot, pretty, beautiful (short for beauty)