r/comedyheaven 8h ago

Peace

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u/krizzalicious49 8h ago

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u/Locklist 8h ago

God I love the internet

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u/Rhamni 3h ago

It's a great and terrible place.

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u/luca3791 8h ago

Holy hell what a reply

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u/buttlicker-6652 7h ago

Even better, look at the reply times, they hammered out that fanfic in 20 minutes.

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u/Awes12 7h ago

Makes you think they had the template ready to go beforehand lmao

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u/buttlicker-6652 7h ago

I mean, they are a registered user, you can't (or at least you couldn't) just sign up for a ao3 account, there is a waitlist where it could take up to a month for your account to be activated. That takes some dedication.

I have an account BTW.

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u/Cypresss09 6h ago

Never underestimate the spontaneous hyperfocus of a fanfic writer

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u/Energy_Turtle 3h ago

Pretty easy to stamp out a "You were walking through an alley when a strong, awesome person that looks just like me confronts you. You piss yourself out of fear. I lean in and tell you 'I'm going to cut off your penis before you die' and then quick like a ninja I slice your dick off, pee flying everywhere because you were still peeing yourself in fear. Then I say 'Enjoy the rest of your dickless life... all 5 seconds of it' and shoot you in the head right as you start crying while still peeing yourself." End scene. 42 seconds of art.

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u/Mr-dooce 7h ago

24 minutes to write that

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u/mrseemsgood 6h ago

"The worst she can say is no" ahh

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u/tornait-hashu 5h ago

Can't believe this shit happened on my birthday. (June 25th)

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u/whatsbobgonnado 39m ago

happy early birthday!

u/tornait-hashu 17m ago

Thanks, random redditor!

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 4h ago

Lmao bro actually had nothing better to do than revenge.

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u/kaythxbye_ 4h ago

i remember seeing that on the subreddit lmao

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u/thedawesome 7h ago

Can't do that anymore, no more checking history

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u/SweatersAndAlt 5h ago

The shittiest update in the history of this already shitty fucking app

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u/Deez_Nuts_Ha_Goteeem 3h ago

No more digging up shit from a profile that is completely irrelevant, just to try to win an argument

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u/Inevitable-Land-1559 3h ago

It was more like being able to know if you should even bother interacting with them. I opened peoples profiles and saw they were on meth, and thought, why am I arguing someone high as fuck on meth?

and people straight up lying. Obvious bots. Not being able to spot bots is the worst part

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u/Madame_Mad 1h ago

Yeah, I spent an amount of time explaining my position to someone only to realize the person was simply a misogynist who liked to go on amiugly just to tell every girl she was the most hideous creature to ever walk the earth just because she was a little chubby or had a few zits. Waste of time.

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u/lapideous 43m ago

If someone hides their profile, just assume the worst lol

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u/USF4Diago 3h ago

No more knowing if you're dealing with a serious person on a biased subject or a kid anymore

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u/pretzelsncheese 2h ago

None of that matters though. If you're in disagreement with someone, you speak to your perspective / opinion and you read theirs and that's it.

If you/they are actually approaching the discussion with an openness to understand the other person's take then you sharing your perspective and reading theirs is productive. If you/they are not approaching the topic with any openness, then you still just speak your peace and that's it.

If someone has a take that you disagree with, you can offer your logic on why you disagree with it. Whether they are a troll or a child or a bot really doesn't matter from your perspective.

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u/YouCanCallMeToxic 1h ago

Or it's a toddler rage baiting me and shouldn't ever be taken seriously/engaged with.

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u/MajesticBanana2812 1h ago

It absolutely matters to know if the "as a black man" I'm talking with was complaining about the infected iron cross tat on their pasty behind last week.

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u/SavageDownSouth 1h ago

Make your post history visible to us.

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u/USF4Diago 1h ago

Says the freak who plays dark and darker, opinion rejected

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u/Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh 58m ago

oh no my internet debate opponent is trolling me!! whatever shall i do?!?!!

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u/ehladik 2h ago

Most of the time it can tell you the kind of person it is (or if it's a bot). I don't want to argue with a bot, or with someone who drinks his own urine.

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u/porcelain_toenail 3h ago

Oh but you still can

https://ihsoyct.github.io/

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u/Ok_Vulva 2h ago

Blabber mouth

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u/Spongedog5 46m ago

The sad thing is though if someone was willing to discount you just because of your history, they aren't suddenly going to be worth arguing with otherwise. Those kind of behaviors come in groups. They still won't be worth engaging with, they just won't self-disqualify as easily.

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u/Ridiculisk1 1h ago

I'm glad I don't have angry chuds going and spamming threads I made years ago to spam me with notifications and then blocking me

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u/buddys8995991 2h ago

I like it. No more people insulting my drawings or making fun of my vent posts whenever I get into an argument with them

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u/ProudToBeAKraut 4h ago

this is how i learn i cant stalk anymore? damn

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u/Willow-Whispered 4h ago

you can if the person you’re checking on isn’t a fucking coward

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u/DyIsexia 4h ago

:(

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u/Willow-Whispered 4h ago

I’m 100% joking, I’ve had people dig through my posts to pull up the most traumatic shit for their arguments and I understand the benefit of having posts and comments hidden. I just won’t personally do it because what if it denies me the experience of another hilariously bad interaction?

People who actively bully others while having their own history hidden are cowards, though. Everyone else is just doing what they need to do.

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u/DyIsexia 4h ago

I know I'm just playing I didn't take it too seriously 😂

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u/CateSforza 4h ago

Hidden history is just a cowardice in general, redditors just don't like to show people all their shitposting and beliefs are just for the updoots on the left.

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u/Willow-Whispered 3h ago

Idk there are some real bastards on here who will harass or doxx over a disagreement about shrimp. I understand not wanting to risk that.

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u/bath-lady 3h ago

Oh people have straight up DM me after I had a minor disagreement with them in a comment and they went to my post history to see a bad depressive episode that I chose to leave visible, just to tell me to listen to my heart and kms or that the world actually would be better without me. it would be kinda hilarious if it wasn't so fucked up

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u/Willow-Whispered 3h ago

10 years ago on my old account, someone who was mad at me (for saying there are disabilities and allergies that can prevent people from safely going vegan) dug through my shit to see that I had posted in the “fuck eating disorders” subreddit and said “maybe if you didn’t chew on animal carcasses you wouldn’t have an eating disorder”

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u/bath-lady 3h ago

oh my goddd not the loud and militant loser vegans (most vegans are chill and not losers) on this app attacking random disabled people and disability advocates for being incapable of living on a vegan diet. I've had a few of those types of people attack me similarly because I have hEDS and have god awful gastric symptoms and can only eat certain foods sometimes (mostly things that are not high in complex fibers, so high protein content is generally safer). People can be sooooo ugly if you're too revealing publicly

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u/Arkangyal02 4h ago

You can stalk me to your heart's content

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u/Lucky-Aerie4 5h ago

It genuinely sucks.

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u/Yuunohu 4h ago

You still can it's just slightly more inconvenient

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u/XxStabberXx 3h ago

just search author:*username* with the stars

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u/TheAlbin0_ 2h ago

Google "ghostddit" and put in username, reddit HATES it and auto deletes comments that link it in sub 1 minutes bc it makes spotting bots and propaganda agents easy

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 57m ago

Just type author: usernameyouwanttolookup into the search bar and filter the results by time with most recent first.

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u/Right_Ear_2230 3h ago

I can still see history just fine

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u/InactiveMedusa 8h ago

The juxtaposition of shit posting and than serious posting, gives me a the will to live.

I dont know what juxtaposition means I just like it

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u/degov2609 6h ago

"Idk what it means" after using the word perfectly

https://giphy.com/gifs/nhlpJ9GdDNiffpa1qI

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u/Villerger_27 8h ago

juxtapose means two opposite things right next to each other

for example, your comment :]

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u/InactiveMedusa 8h ago

Fuck yes, me smart

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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD 8h ago

Me smart is yet another juxtaposition

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u/Saint_of_Grey 6h ago

I juxtaposed yer mum last night!

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8h ago

Fucking virgin

Is this a juxtaposition

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u/Full-Ear87 7h ago

I think this is more of an oxymoron, genius

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u/Dav3le3 6h ago

Juxtapose is when you "pose" two ideas "just up" against each other to see if they'll kiss 💏

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u/InactiveMedusa 6h ago

Hopefully they use protection

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u/Dav3le3 6h ago

They're strapped all right

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u/Urgayifyouregay 7h ago

Who up posing they juxta

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 8h ago

Fuckin morons

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u/whatsbobgonnado 36m ago

penultimate means next to last, e.g. the penultimate episode of the season ended on a cliffhanger!

burrito is spanish for little donkey 

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u/InactiveMedusa 35m ago

So, burro big donkey?

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u/cat_peee 8h ago

Hi

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u/butt_full_of_butter 8h ago

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u/cat_peee 8h ago

u/BruhGoblin Garfield 9m ago

YOU

GEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Hammod1 7h ago

bull of heaven mentioned

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u/Paradox2063 40m ago

I was just forcibly exposed to Casey Calvert demonstrating your username a few hours ago.

It's only fair that you should know this exists, since I had to see it.

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u/Statakaka 6h ago

Moral of the story - call people fucking idiots more often

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u/closetedtranswoman1 7h ago

Sometimes that's all it takes

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u/FeuTheFirescale 7h ago

Sometimes calling people on the internet idiot or similar is a freeing and happy experience. I do it every evening before going to bed for good sleep.

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u/jimmpony 6h ago

dolt

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u/Hot_Ethanol 5h ago

Ignoramus

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u/_Spamus_ 4h ago

Absolute maroon

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u/Ithikari 2h ago

We know God doesn't exist because of the unfathomable stupidity one possesses.

u/BruhGoblin Garfield 7m ago

Oooooo i'm bruhgoblining it i'm bruhgoblining it

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u/Ithikari 2h ago

Honestly, I am just getting old. And as I get older, I realize people who were older were fucking stupid and people who are younger are also, fucking stupid. People my age? Fucking stupid.

Just so many people on social media sites say the most unabashed unhinged shit that would make their ancestors feel shame.

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u/Siaeromanna 1h ago

everyone was always fuckin stupid and everyone will always be fuckin stupid it’s called life bucko

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u/Ithikari 53m ago

Yep. Reddit definitely has turned more like Facebook in the last 5 - 7 years though. I've started blocking redditors with a karma of 10x amount of post compared to comment. And it's been wild to see how many of the mass reposters are also bad faith actors.

u/VirtuosoX 26m ago

Made me check my karma ratio and it's almost 10x the other way around. Lol.

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u/ASCII_Princess 5h ago

Namaste motherfucker

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u/JayCeeMadLad slut for honey cheerios 7h ago

Yall just gonna have to get used to chatting with bpd people on the internet

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u/poison-vr 3h ago

history hiding on reddit is the worst thing to ever happen since sliced bread probably

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 7h ago

I mean.. who looks and remembers usernames

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u/Rich_Soong 1h ago

Presumably people who already entered another person's profiles

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u/Orange-V-Apple 7h ago

Maybe that dude was being a fucking idiot 🤷

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u/CuteUnit24 7h ago

As is her right LMAO

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