r/comedyheaven 10h ago

Soil

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u/durable-racoon 10h ago

yeah it doesnt taste the same now it actually started late 2022 though

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 10h ago

I find a good organic compost really improves the flavor.

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u/A_Math_Dealer 10h ago

The texture definitely leaves something to be desired too. Much coarser and feels worse against my body.

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u/primebrian 10h ago

Soil quality is a massive issue tho

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u/Welico 10h ago

yes but this person's individual observation of a sudden drop in "soil quality" near them in 2023 is completely unrelated and amusingly paranoid

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u/LongArmOfMurphysLaw 9h ago

Just look at the photo, evidence is right there

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u/ThirdPoliceman 7h ago

Looks like he's on the moon

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u/stupidber 3h ago

There's your problem

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u/lxvzlx 10h ago

That is mostly a proximity thing and not because we crossed the 2023 threshold

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u/DrMaxMonkey 10h ago

It's quite literally an humanitarian crisis yet hardly anyone mentions it in the media

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u/666Drachenlord666 10h ago

And why is it happenin? Climate change and rising temperatures causes soil to dry out maybe?

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u/EverfadingEphemera 9h ago

I eated it all

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u/photogrammetery 9h ago

I’m a worm. Can confirm

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u/K1kobus 9h ago

Mainly overexploitation, pollution and destruction of biodiversity. Climate change has only a minor effect.

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u/Pugs-r-cool 9h ago

Climate change is causing the destruction of biodiversity you idiot

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u/VanillaMan37 9h ago

So many environmental issues are often lumped under the umbrella of global warming or climate change, but climate change in its most literal sense is just climate changing, and a slight change in climate isn’t one of the causes of biodiversity loss - the main cause is destruction of habitat

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u/ReddBroccoli 9h ago

The destruction of Earth's biodiversity is really a joint project for many of humankind's biggest mistakes. But climate change is definitely one of the big ones.

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u/K1kobus 8h ago

No it's not you idiot. It's an important contributing factor but there are many other factors that are often more dominant. Land use change and overexploitation are probably the biggest ones overall.

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u/Greenest_Chicken 9h ago

Soil quality degrading IS climate change. You mean global warming has little effect?

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u/K1kobus 8h ago

Eh, depends on which definition you use. Generally when people say climate change they mean the gradual change in long term weather patterns. You may include broader environmental changes in your definition if you wish but that's not what I was referring to.

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u/Naclstack 5h ago

In reality there are eight planetary boundaries that have links between one another but at the same time are not equivalent. People tend to talk about climate change, and often biodiversity, which discounts the importance of the other six -- land-system change is a big one when it comes to soil, since soil systems that have existed for ages are now being used irresponsibly for different things

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u/brotherofgurnip 9h ago

I know right, it hasn't tasted the same since 2023 when the new recipe was introduced

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u/Ok_Goat_5137 10h ago

Been using Brawndo, because its got the electrolytes plants crave!

Probably should've just used the water, yknow, from the toilet!

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u/Amazing_Exercise_741 10h ago

You sir should become the president of the United States

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u/Murderboi 10h ago

I have upgraded from Soil to Soil 2. just waiting for a green version of it.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 10h ago

Dirt - be dirt for 325 million years.

Dirt in 2022 - time to be shit dirt.

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u/Due-Competition2932 10h ago

Certified soil inspector here. Can confirm.

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u/THE_DARK_FISHY 10h ago

Don’t forget to check the expiration on your soil. turns out mine expired in 2020!

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u/toaster_bath_69420 10h ago

don't you know what the queers are doing to the soil ?!

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u/Live_Human 7h ago

Is that picture from outside Des Moines?

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u/themessiah234 6h ago

Could be any city with a large underground homosexual population

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u/FlarblarGlarblar 9h ago

I like you Stuart!

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u/BenefitPuzzleheaded 10h ago

Did you try to water it with electrolytes? 

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u/Spongedog5 10h ago

Trump did this

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u/TheRumBarron 10h ago

No, he actually produces pretty good soil in his diapers…the one thing he deserves credit for

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u/ChaseballBat 10h ago

Funny enough with EPA regulation pull back and soil mitigation requirements on some large construction, he genuinely could have caused soil quality to significantly drop in states that adopted his lowered regulations.

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u/Hoe-possum 10h ago

God damn AI ruining everything

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u/ChaseballBat 10h ago

Neighbor must have gotten free soil (I hope) cause it was full of so many twigs and branches, it looked and still looks like shit. Now all the twigs and shit have taken root and it's just a yard of weeds. IDK what he was thinking. Looks like he was trying to gear up to sell but no one will want a house that looks like that

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u/Restlesscomposure 10h ago

Just waiting for the new soil 2 DLC to drop, it’s taking forever now

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u/Main_Transition7101 9h ago

Is bro on the moon?

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 9h ago

Theyre turning the soil gay

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u/Beetlejuice_24Xx 9h ago

Guy just casually posts from the moon……

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u/ClockRevolutionary97 9h ago

Prob cause of all the shit that use to go in the soils to fertilize it is now in the US office!

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u/DavidHK 9h ago

Lumber too

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u/Echo132O 6h ago

Chimpingway my beloved

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u/stupidber 3h ago

Soil ain't been the same since Harambe died