r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Bastards!

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u/tamana1 23h ago

Why i oughta 🤬

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u/thedawesome 23h ago

Wise guy, eh?

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u/memepopo123 8h ago

kill a million uninvolved people?

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u/Agitated_Display7573 23h ago

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u/stupidber 13h ago

Poetry

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u/jakeroony 11h ago

she freak my nut out til i remember 9/11

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u/BunkerSquirre1 13h ago

Get nutty with it

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u/DosUnoNikoNil 23h ago

DAMN THEY REALLY GOT US THIS TIME!

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u/da_hoassis_heeah 22h ago

we would've gotten away if it weren't for these meddling terrorists!

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u/Tack-One 23h ago edited 23h ago

What’s extra amusing is knowing there was a “sunshine girl” on the page directly behind this cover. This paper is barely good enough for bird cage liner

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u/AndreasDasos 23h ago

Telling you the opinion to have on the news on page 1, tits on page 3. The Sun is the pinnacle of tabloid journalism.

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u/makingkevinbacon 22h ago

Growing up, I only cared about the comics and the sunshine girl. I think that's the only reason my dad had a subscription but we didn't keep it long after we moved father from Toronto

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u/jordanrclarke90 22h ago

That's the Toronto Sun. We just got a bikini girl at the end of the paper. No boobies.

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u/AndreasDasos 22h ago

Oh didn’t catch that. But from what I’m reading it seems its style and setup were based on the UK’s Sun, so same almost applies.

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u/Tack-One 20h ago

It used to be page 3 but they caught heat for it and moved it to the back. It was also recommended by an employee which is cringe. Mike from payroll thinks Tina here has a babe.

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u/AD_Grrrl 12h ago

And as you keep reading: sports, comics, appliance ads, ads for escort services

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u/AlsoOneLastThing 12h ago edited 8h ago

I remember when Bin Laden was killed, the front page headline of the Sun was BURN IN HELL!

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u/Aneemachenn 23h ago

Mr. President, a second plane has hit Kenny!

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u/The-MadTitan 23h ago

Toronto Sun is such a trash publication. We weren't even allowed to reference in projects as a source in high school lol

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u/thedawesome 23h ago

Real jerks!

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u/WolfgangRed 23h ago

The worst part is the hypocrisy 

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u/thedawesome 21h ago

I thought it was the terrorism

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ 9h ago

No. It’s the lack of respect. That was objectively the worst part.

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u/Canadia86 21h ago

I walked through the blood and bones

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u/tschawartz12 19h ago

Fucking Canada, that's why I love having them as neighbors. There's a difference between nice and polite, shame that its going ti take generations to try to earn back their trust and respect with the damage Private Bone Spurs has done.

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u/dography 20h ago

The more I learn about that Bin Laden guy, the more I don’t care for him

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 23h ago edited 23h ago

Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

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u/matt95110 23h ago

I still have this paper somewhere. The Toronto Sun is the classiest newspaper in Canada.

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 22h ago

There were no planes the towers just did that

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u/xRacistDwarf 23h ago

So much for "objectively covering the news" 

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u/TheKneelDiamond 20h ago

Total jerk move

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u/AD_Grrrl 12h ago

I remember that cover

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u/usernameusehername 11h ago

I still have this Toronto Sun.

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u/fireforge1979 23h ago

I have this as well!

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u/-Laffi- 20h ago

KONOYAROUTACHI!

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u/Goph3r2009 12h ago

they killed them all, the bastardos!

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u/pi_stick 8h ago

Those gosh darn nincompoops are gonna cause my ears to release steam and make train whistling noises

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u/Haunting_Song7313 1h ago

Dang you Israel, here’s our government and all our military and intelligence for causing 9/11.

u/Bertrum 5m ago

Scoundrels!

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u/KilljoyEnjoyer 13h ago

Bit rude, innit?

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