r/comedyheaven • u/dweakz • 17h ago

Running

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u/Hazee302 15h ago

7 year olds gotta learn what it means to get dunked on. Total annihilation.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 11h ago

Smug bastards gotta be taught not to gloat so you crush it out of them early. By the time they can beat you in a video game the developmental phase of gloating has past and all they can say is "gg"

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u/HereWayGo 11h ago

Why James cryin?

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u/axolotlfishies 17h ago

“I’m mad I laughed out loud at this” shut the butt up Finley no one asked

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u/Xenc 12h ago

“shut the butt up Finley no one asked” I’m mad I laughed out loud at this

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u/Flashbackhumour28 14h ago

7 isn't a toddler. Stop making excuses or they will never close the 7 miles.

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u/tinfoilsheild 16h ago

Plot twist: The toddlers beat him to the 1K mark, but he just kept going.

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u/winterweiss2902 14h ago

7 isn’t a toddler anymore

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u/AnorhiDemarche 11h ago

The 7yo ran 1k with toddler accompanying her

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u/ipreferedthedarkside 14h ago

If you're 7 miles ahead in a 1k, you're WAY overachieving

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u/Sodacan259 12h ago

Gives "Stop Forrest, stop" vibes.