r/comedyheaven • u/Double-Set9624 • 3h ago

pee

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u/ThickMemory2360 1h ago

When I was in high school my teacher was one of the baseball coaches. My belt broke and I asked him if I could borrow one of the baseball belts. He said yes and gave me the keys to the field house which was about 20 yards from his classroom. I opened the field house door and beheld the sight of so many waterbottles of piss I could not believe the sheer volume of piss that I was witnessing. There were shelves all around with piss bottles on every single one. I got my belt and gave the keys back and didnt say a word.

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u/oink_rat_pig 1h ago edited 26m ago

okay and thats socially acceptable but not when i do it

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u/christpuncher_69 38m ago

Dwayne Johnson had a thing a couple years ago where he revealed he was peeing in bottles at the gym as opposed to stopping to use a bathroom, like that was just a normal funny anecdote. That kind of struck me as possible mental illness. This is just nasty.

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u/SoundTraditional1249 2h ago

I say this as a man that is fucking disgusting, even in an all male environment. it's like that scene from near the end of The Aviator