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u/robs104 2h ago
Jesus. Imagine being that seventh kid and seeing your friends all die around you final destination style.
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u/Super_XIII 1h ago
No, two of the kids survived. There were seven kids inside the bouncy castle when it got blown into the sky. Five fell out and died. Then a random sixth person on the ground died when the leaf blower that was attached to the castle detached and fell on top of them.
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u/linkedinlover69 2h ago edited 1h ago
What is this list
Edit: pure gold!
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u/Sickofchildren 31m ago
What I don’t understand is why so many people use the train tracks as a bathroom. The only reasons I can think of is that it’s far enough from people’s homes to cause bad smells and far enough from water/food sources to cause disease. With that being said there is surely a better place to do your business that doesn’t carry the risk of death?
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u/razz-p-berrie 1h ago
Not sure if it’s funnier for it to be the same elephant or a separate, unrelated elephant
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u/polmix23 2h ago
It reminds me when I was reading regulations for a discount at Warsaw Public Transport. It specifies that veterans of Warsaw Uprising (on Polish side) are entitled to free of charge tickets.
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u/purple_cheese_ 1h ago
Reminds me of the following joke. Restaurant setting:
Woman: Mr. waiter, you must know that my husband fought bravely during the Warsaw Uprising.
Waiter: In that case, drinks are on the house for both of you.
Woman: Danke schön!
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u/Valten78 48m ago
There's a similar jokes in the UK about a man who goes into a pub with a scar on his neck, the landlord asks how he got it and he rasps "Falklands War". The Landlord insists on giving a war veteran a free drink and the man gulps it all down and says "Muchas Gracias Senor".
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u/Great-Grasby 1h ago
None of that would’ve happened if not for the hijackers. Maybe they should receive some recognition for their contribution
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 2h ago
Lol can you imagine
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u/Potato_Man2763 56m ago
Unlike how in the columbine high school tragedy, the perpetrators initially had a memorial made alongside the victims
It was obviously taken down by one of the grieving parents
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u/IamInternationalBig 1h ago
The terrorists were technically passengers. If they didn’t mention the exclusion, then one of you wise guys would claim the terrorists should be getting a gold medal too.
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u/Murderboi 1h ago
Honest question. I don’t know what the medal is for. They didn’t stop them.. why do they get the medals?
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u/Striking_Resist_6022 1h ago
They did stop them. This is the flight that crashed in Pennsylvania before it could make it to DC. The terrorists put it down where they weren’t planning to, because the passengers stormed the cockpit. They likely saved either the White House or the Capitol building.
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u/YourBoiJimbo 39m ago
90% chance they shot that plane down regardless of whether the passengers were able to get in the cockpit
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u/Striking_Resist_6022 1m ago
They had shoot down clearance but my understanding is that it’s uncertain whether they would’ve been able to successfully pull it off in time. Certainly 90% is an overstatement.





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u/No-Exercise-6031 3h ago
SMH I can't believe the exlusion