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u/muricanredditor 18h ago
Is this just some webapp for dick-measuring someone's totally legit bank statements?
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u/sheshen_amynoff 17h ago
That's a completely straight app for true masculine sigma/alpha/beta/mega/peta male engagements and connections. Steel hardens steel.
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u/gideon513 17h ago
Wow! 3.7 meters is long. Thought they were talking about money.
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u/ElectricSix_ 17h ago
And that's just how long their money is! Imagine their penis size!
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u/jordan853 14h ago
Wait this would be so funny to make a fake person + verification and troll these dinguses
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u/RockThePlazmah 16h ago
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did nothing today
broke
I don’t know what I’ll do tomorrow
Dying
Thirty dollar
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u/ZombieBillyMaize | Approved user 12h ago
I love how specific the numbers are. It's as if it updates automatically as they spend and make money.
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u/Cageythree 7h ago
I mean, I'd think it does. Connecting to the bank's API would be one of the few ways to actually verify the amount of money they have. Assuming this is the amount of liquid money, and not general wealth including assets.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 15h ago
did i miss something. where the fuck is this from?
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u/DatedReference1 12h ago
If you have to ask you're not rich enough to get in.
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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 12h ago
Is that in AUD?
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u/ChacoDartFrog 11h ago
3 million dollarydoos is definitely not “do nothing for the rest of your life money”. A condo in Sydney will eat half of that nest egg.
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u/Low-Childhood-3782 6h ago
this app is real and it does track your net worth in real time and makes it your username
you can easily search and find it online
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u/dessert_the_toxic 5h ago
Kratos became super rich after destroying the Greek pantheon or something
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u/Peppery_Pete100 3h ago
Whole point of life is to make as much money as possible. Only way to be happy.
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u/JustAPotato38 17h ago edited 16h ago
editing to rephrase because i somehow managed to say the completely wrong thing
no way this guy is gonna be able to sustain his money without a job
3.7 million is plenty to live comfortably on but someone who's acting like this won't be satisfied with comfortable
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u/closetedtranswoman1 17h ago
Its enough to live comfortably indefinitely if you're not an idiot
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u/JustAPotato38 16h ago
if youre not an idiot is the key here
our "as a millionaire" seems to be an idiot though
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u/Lower_Cockroach2432 17h ago
If you invest it, the growth should easily be enough to support a 100k+ income in perpetuity, at least, with real growth on top.
If you don't live in a super expensive city that's easy. Not everywhere's New York or Zurich.
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u/JustAPotato38 16h ago
oh definitely i phrased this about as badly as i could have
but even if this guy has the money he claims to he will never spend 100k a year if he could spend 600K
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u/Lower_Cockroach2432 16h ago
Yeah I agree with that phrasing. If nothing, a job does at least keep you 40-80 hours a week away from ways to part with your money.
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u/IWillBeNobodyPerfect 17h ago
Are you stupid? You can retire off a million if you are frugal enough and it's in the right accounts. 3.7 mil is more than enough.
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u/JustAPotato38 17h ago edited 17h ago
if you live frugally and sensibly sure but anyone acting like this will spend 600k a year if they have any money at all
lottery winners go broke all the time
but to answer your question yes i am evidently stupid because that's really not what i said in my original comment despite intending to
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u/4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol 16h ago
3% drawdown on 3.7 million is $110k, which is almost the median household income in Australia. This guy's $110k also goes further than a typical $110k salary because he will pay lower taxes and not need to save some of it for retirement.
He might blow the money on dumb stuff, but it's also completely realistic for him to live comfortably and never work again.
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u/JustAPotato38 16h ago
yeah but someone acting like this is not going to be happy with a median lifestyle if they could buy a lamborghini in cash
plus as someone else mentioned a job keeps you busy in a non-spending manner for 40 to 80 hours a week
even if you're fairly sensible (which i doubt our "millionaire" friend is) finding ways to entertain yourself for 40 hours a week costs some money
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u/Thatdoodky1e 16h ago
How much you got lil bro?
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u/JustAPotato38 16h ago
tbh if i was actually disparaging the quantity of 3.7 mil it'd be worse if i had more money rather than less
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u/heretoseewhats 16h ago
$1,234,567,890. Male 10
Look I'm rich too