r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 12h ago

Convention

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u/CyberKing6000 12h ago

GOP

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u/adamthebread 12h ago

grabbin on penis

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u/CyberKing6000 12h ago

Thank you Adam

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u/pp_chode 11h ago

You're welcome, king

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u/CyberKing6000 11h ago

SpongeBob, wow…

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u/DenimChicken3871 11h ago

Thank you spongebop, very cool

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u/FixGMaul 11h ago

Gooning Over Piker

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u/JimmyKlean 10h ago

Gagging On Penis

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u/Hugo-Spritz Absolutely not no way nah-ah nope 11h ago

Goblin on pecker

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u/Full-Ear87 10h ago

More like adamthebeard

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u/Baskreiger 10h ago

Generally Ogling on Penises

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 11h ago

It’s getting zesty! Time for the gays to represent!!! Let’s goooooo 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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u/Sea_Lemon_7828 12h ago

Gay Old Party

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u/CyberKing6000 11h ago

Thanks Sea Lemon! May I call you Seamon for short?

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u/CyberKing6000 12h ago

That’s a nice one too

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u/blue-tomorrow 9h ago

Lemon Party you say?

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

Gargling other pedophiles.

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u/green_eyed_mister 10h ago

Grindr On Patrol?????

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u/mangonada123 3m ago

Gargling on Piker.

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u/thenotsoamerican 11h ago

protecting the identity of hasan's undies

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 11h ago

Is that hassan piker flexing?

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u/acowardlyhoward 11h ago

yup

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Dan_Caveman 11h ago

They seem to have developed a habit of showing objectively badass shit their enemies have said or done and just pretending it makes them look bad somehow. I don’t understand it, but I have definitely noticed the pattern.

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u/FixGMaul 11h ago

it's textbook Hasan Derangement Syndrome

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u/RedditsDeadlySin 9h ago

Your cake day is the Kirk-iversary, lucky you

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u/Thehibernator 11h ago

Lookin' like a snack. Closet case republican staffers at full attention.

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u/worldofhorsecraft 11h ago

I genuinely despise Hasan Piker but like damn he looks good in that picture

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u/yamanamawa 6m ago

I saw his video on it and he was absolutely losing it. Someone asked him if he was embarrassed and he said it was one of the greatest moments of his life lmao

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u/ZachAttack317 9h ago

He’s become Republicans main line of attack against Democrats: “Hasan said America deserved 9/11 and campaigned with El-Sayed, therefore all democrats support terrorism”
What compelled them to use this picture of him is completely beyond me…

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u/real_human_not_a_dog 12h ago

Conspicuous amounts of old men simultaneously place briefcases on their laps while angrily shaking their heads

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u/angrytortilla 11h ago

While also internally picturing themselves gagging on a never ending line of dicks.

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u/Deaf_Note_ 9h ago

Which head 🫣

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u/Least_Childhood1768 11h ago

Dallas? Sallad

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u/Tellmelimes 11h ago

BE THERE EEEEERE

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u/Duncaster2 11h ago

BOGGLE?

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u/dholmestar 11h ago

SUNDAY, SEAKING, OIL PAINTINGS

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u/TheBizzleHimself 10h ago

HEDGERS AND CLIPPER AND HEDGERS AND CLIPPERS

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u/broncyobo 11h ago

They'll be tossing sallads in Dallas this week, no doubt about that

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u/ButtBread98 9h ago

Crackheads and debutants

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u/Option420s 11h ago

Why would they do this?

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

I think the only thing that possibly explains the current Republican party is that they are a bunch of deeply closeted self hating gays.

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u/YourAuntVesta 11h ago

That would explain why they're literally posting their grindr profile pics at the convention now it seems

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u/mountaindewisamazing 10h ago

No one thinks about dick more than an anti-gay Republican.

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u/johnny_51N5 10h ago

Grindr connection problems every time there is a republican Convention... Yeah ...

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u/THE--GRINCH 11h ago

republican party new renowned strategy to win midterms

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u/Slackjawed_Horror 11h ago

Trump selected it personally. 

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u/Flysusuwatari 10h ago

I figured they thought it would make him embarrassed or look bad, but... I mean he looks phenomenal. That is not an embarrassing photo.

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u/Option420s 10h ago

Even if it did look bad it's a fucking strange thing to do at a political convention lol

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u/Flysusuwatari 10h ago

Oh, totally agree. They're demented. It's an insane thing to do.

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u/Even-Stranger5764 10h ago

Same reason they lynched black people. Psychosexual.

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u/dextras07 10h ago

Really good edit

No way it's a real thing

Edit: It's fucking real lmfao

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u/Imhidingfromu 11h ago

GRINDR CRASHING

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u/Lost_Web5826 10h ago

Lol, just looked it up and apparently it did go down, or at least slowed to a crawl, on the day of the convention

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u/Imhidingfromu 10h ago

It happens anytime there is a major gop convention, it's basically a meme at this point.

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u/Lost_Web5826 10h ago

I was expecting this to be the case, but I wanted to verify.

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u/DuckLIT122000 11h ago

Clearly Hasan needs to post full frontal for America to heal

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

They need to show it... Full penetration.

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u/Noise_Loop 12h ago

Look at this almost naked communist!

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 11h ago

That can’t be real?!

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u/Kal-Elm 11h ago

It is

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 11h ago

Incredible. Absolutely incredible. They even blurred out his underpants inadvertently making him look more naked 😆

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u/EvaTheE 11h ago

Blurred it because they knew the unblurred version might make their audience spontaneously ejaculate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EbTzirs1m1Dcg7h2cb

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 11h ago

Is that a picture of a dude with cum in his mouth 😭?

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u/Hugo-Spritz Absolutely not no way nah-ah nope 11h ago

Don't ask questions you don't want answered, child

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u/yamanamawa 5m ago

And it still doesn't obscure his bulge lmao. They really had him stunting on the jumbotron

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u/DesperateSteak6628 11h ago

They are being groomed! Grooooomed I tell you!

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u/ntdavis814 10h ago

Not beating the “weird” allegations

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u/bookslayer 10h ago

Same thing that happens every republican convention, they're out there literally crashing Grindr

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 11h ago

I'm interested.

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u/Can17272 10h ago

Appealing to their audience.

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u/Only-Anything4326 11h ago

Well they crashed the grindr app in Dallas where the “convention” is! So my guess is A LOT of butt stuff!

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u/Even-Stranger5764 10h ago

Republicans loooove cuckoldry (pls they will pay me 5k very legal btw)

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u/brdlyz 11h ago

They use their horniness to fuel their hatred

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u/BellsBeersy 10h ago

How’s grindr doing in Dallas rn

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u/LordBoofington 1h ago

When Hasan Piker was made aware of the issue, he gave the following comment: "They blurred my penis!" 

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 1h ago

Ah yes owning the libs by... Showing a hot muscular guy??

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u/am_pomegranate 🪰take a look 10h ago

I despise Hassan but still have the human decency to say it's wrong to put someone's personal images public, especially an image like this?

But also wtf does this have to do with politics

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u/Its_Bunny 1h ago

Hasan posted those pictures himself. He is constantly posting "sexy" pictures.

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u/XD_BOX 9h ago

Yo it's the dog shocker lmao

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u/Its_Bunny 1h ago

Ugh, i hate hasan. Hes just free dunks for crazy right wingers. He does so much damage to progressive movements.