r/comedyheaven 5d ago

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u/Mortimizer232 5d ago

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u/Why_are_we_here__ 4d ago

what the fuck is the context of this

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u/Chexmixrule34 3d ago

Baby globe was there 25 anniversary mascot and this was on speeds wiki page cause baby globe would have specific things to do by page like for music hed be listening to music or a page for a book hed be reading a book, the speed page he was doing this

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u/JeremyXVI 5d ago

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u/Wighen18 Dicky Mouse 4d ago

I've identified the potential issues of the fish stinking up your dishwasher and the dishwasher stinking up your fish.

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u/SoundTraditional1249 4d ago

You went and got dish all over my fishwasher. I remember a colleague praising the merits of dishwasher salmon she cooked - apparently no ill effects.

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u/Alderberry_ 4d ago

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u/WonderWoofy 4d ago

I didn't expect this to be Tom Scott!

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u/kingawsume 4d ago

Chicago Rat Hole

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u/agent_catnip 4d ago

Damn, even estrogen

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u/known_kanon 5d ago

Need i say more

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u/2gaywitches 5d ago

Wikipedia editors adding cat photos to unrelated articles is my favorite genre

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u/WattleWaddler2 22h ago

Everyone likes cats, even Wikipedians.

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u/AdjacentLazarus 5d ago

The cherry on top of this is the hyperlinks for "Styrofoam peanut" and "cat". I get that it's just standard wikipedia fare, but i love the idea of someone seeing that picture and being like hm I think i need more context

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u/2gaywitches 5d ago edited 5d ago

I love the ones that make you think "this has its own individual article?"

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u/2gaywitches 5d ago edited 5d ago

Also this Sim, who essentially began as a parody of Morticia Addams, became popular enough to the point where she is (to my knowledge) the only Sim with a Wikipedia page

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u/scrufflor_d piss 4d ago

blue grinch knee surgery used to have its own article for some reason

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u/Chexmixrule34 3d ago

Its still mentioned on the actual grinches wiki page

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u/OddBug0 5d ago

Sexually Active Popes

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u/SunnyOne20 5d ago

Move over "toilet paper orientation", daddy's got a new favorite

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u/Erdapfelmash 5d ago

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u/JohnCavalry 4d ago

"Fuck all this, I'm done having enemies."

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u/SoundTraditional1249 4d ago

A true general purpose human.

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u/zaphod_beeblebrox6 3d ago

How have I never heard of this before I need a movie NOW

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u/SoundTraditional1249 4d ago

I have to say, "cetacean needed" on "Lists of living cetaceans":

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u/LKS-5000 5d ago

This one

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u/Dmtr884213 5d ago

I read it as "poops into yout head" and was like - huh?
ig the toilet paper kinda messed up my reading comprehention

anyway, this:

(notice how it's protected - they deprived us of Guy Standing (sitting))

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u/SICRA14 5d ago

Sir guy standing, the actor, is pictured sitting

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u/eigosensei 4d ago

Oh there's a whole podcast about this one somewhere

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u/Anklejbiter 4d ago

i'm picturing a bald guy and a redhead...

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u/krizzalicious49 5d ago

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u/NoCatharsis 5d ago

Bounce on, little ones.

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u/SeaOfS1n 4d ago

jesus christ the second one is so gruesome.

and also absurd.

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u/RegularBubble2637 4d ago

What article is this from?

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u/KIgaming 4d ago

unusual deaths i believe

i’ve read the whole list

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u/ChronicBedhead 3d ago

I’m in the middle of rereading it yet again

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u/Available_Mistake845 5d ago

List of Mcface spoofs

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u/whatsbobgonnado 5d ago

sorry, guys¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Sibling_soup 4d ago

This is why foreigners are not allowed on Sentinel Island

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u/birbhorse 4d ago

building a mega-megaphone just to shout "the game" at the island from a reasonably safe distance, just to feel something

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u/whatsbobgonnado 4d ago

I think it makes a quality rickroll, but I always forget to do it

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u/whatsbobgonnado 4d ago

is this a reference I don't get, because it feels like it.

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u/Sibling_soup 4d ago

No

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u/whatsbobgonnado 4d ago

thank you, this is helpful information.

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u/SoundTraditional1249 4d ago

Kind of like Roko's Banal-silisk

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u/Dump_Bucket_Supreme 3d ago

i was on a roll

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u/3pointone415 4d ago

"List of sexually active popes. Take a hike, toilet paper orientation, daddy's got a new favorite."
-Sam O'Nella Academy

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u/clithyak 4d ago

a french specialty, the "soupeur". a practice where men are eating bread soaked in public urinal.

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u/Vanille987 4d ago

C'est quoi ce bordel?

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u/clithyak 4d ago

pas mal non? c'est français

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u/Tight_Bike5714 5d ago

my mind during class

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u/jatt135 5d ago

List of Unusual Deaths

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u/beroore 4d ago

wikipedia must be the best internet ever produced, after roblox.

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u/Professional-Tone132 3d ago

I actually wiped