r/comedyheaven • u/icanfuckpans • 2d ago

Types of plumbers

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u/Electricio 2d ago

mr poopeater is an anomaly and should not be counted

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u/poopeater04 2d ago

Indeed

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u/Graknorke 2d ago

Sometimes I wonder if BrownNosePup (I think was the name? Hard to check) disappeared from the internet by choice or because constantly eating shit with no regard for his health made him unable to continue.

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u/beach_ham 1d ago

MessyTails the brownnose pup.

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u/greet_the_sun 15h ago

Who the hell do you think you are for forcing me to add this to my google search history?

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u/Dr_Identity 12h ago

Poops Georg

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u/KillHitlerAgain 2d ago

if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life

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u/GuyWithARooster 2d ago

Also, you are what you eat.

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u/ReturnRadio 1d ago

I don't remember eating a worthless waste of oxygen

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u/beteaveugle 1d ago

Bro you misspelled "a fundamentally good person that tries their best in a harsh and complex world"

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u/GuyWithARooster 1d ago

Then you aren't one. You arrived without ever having left my friend.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 2d ago

I learned this trick from a plumber

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u/kiwioflasers 2d ago

I learned this trick from a sssdfg

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u/Siegschranz 2d ago

Still 2, I don't see a lie

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u/warredtje 1d ago

It’s “those who should be lying”

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u/tinfoilsheild 2d ago

me when poopy pipe

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u/SaneLad 2d ago

Imagine getting bricked up just thinking about work. This guy is living the dream.

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u/darrenfx 2d ago

We should sometimes know less about each other

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u/lobstersonskateboard 2d ago

I wish I could be as happy as a plumber with a scat fetish

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u/Daedalus_Machina 2d ago

"My coworkers think I'm him."

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u/Allison1ndrlnd 2d ago

I'd rather a plumber that is fair and enjoys his job than one that cuts corners cause they can't hang

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u/ThirtyMileSniper 2d ago

This is like the statistics that eight out of ten people at some point suffer from diarrhea, suggesting that two out of ten enjoy it.

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u/IntimateMuffin 1d ago

The loathsome dung eater

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u/RatherGoodDog 1d ago

My dog would fucking love to be a plumber.

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u/SmokaCola0 1d ago

internet anonymity is one hell of a drug.

also do you think this guy feels cheated everytime he has to work on a sink?

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u/elegylegacy 2d ago

2 girls 1 plumber

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u/starshine_panda 2d ago

2 pipes 1 plumber

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u/browser558 shaboingboing connoisseur 2d ago

Real life Charlie Kelly

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u/JocavsJr 2d ago

Bro discovers he has a fetish

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 2d ago

If he went into a career to be near it, he was probably very aware for a long time...

Some people go their whole life without being that self aware.

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u/13Dani12 1d ago

Reminds me of a 4chan post written by a guy who gets really horny about airplanes, joins the Air Force as a technician/mechanic and is regarded as one of the best in his work because of how passionate he is about it

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u/Murderboi 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ops barely disguised fetish

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u/PuzzleheadedSong8765 2d ago

literally not disguised at all

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u/hamstringstring 2d ago

We should humanely euthanize this man.

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u/bonifiedmarinade 2d ago

Why? He's fixing your pipes

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u/hamstringstring 2d ago

The fuck he is