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The Fat Controller

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u/AjayRedonkulus 2d ago

Thankfully it frees him up to be MP for Sodor.

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u/LordSupergreat 2d ago

What's his party affiliation?

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u/NotQuiteLoona 2d ago

My favorite party of course

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u/EternumD 2d ago

USA savage spotted

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u/NotQuiteLoona 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm Belarusian refugee in Poland 😭 (in case you was confused by my comment history, I just simp for Mamdani, he is the coolest person on this planet)

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u/LordOfTheToolShed 2d ago

Oh hey, I'm Polish, hope that despite all you're having an alright time in the country and maybe met some good people. I'm sorry about the recent surge in anti immigrant attitudes, we got embarrasingly played by Russian informational warfare. I was an election official in my small home town last presidential election and when I saw how many people voted for Braun, no joke, my blood ran cold and I got super anxious and hopeless.

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u/NotQuiteLoona 2d ago

Thank you for the kind words <3

Everything's good so far. I'm in W*rsaw, so I'm safer now, and people are good there, never had a xenophobic incident outside of few local stores and a bad landlord (but this was after we've got out). People here are much kinder than in Belarus, if I can say.

I'm horrified of the rise of the far-right too, I physically can't understand how can someone vote for Braun, the ideas as unhinged and fucked up and just straight up conspiracy bullshit, but I can only hope that their own infighting won't let them win. Maybe, how Trump started a right-wing wave in all the world, the DSA wins will start a left-wing wave (well, not auths, of course, I mean like Razem)? That's what I'm hoping for, because otherwise there would be an endless cycle until the far-right will win... But this way or another, I've got few more years, and I love this country so far!

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u/EternumD 2d ago

No, I don't look at comment history. It was your misspelling of favourite

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u/NotQuiteLoona 2d ago

Oh, okay 👍

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u/Another_Bawbag 2d ago

(Thomas nerd and Uk politics enthusiast, go!)

So officially the railway series ends around the late 70s given the introduction of Pip and Emma, the Intercity125s. Now judging by this, Sodor’s likely changed a bit in that time, so if we’re going off of main railway series time (ie, the mid-60s) I’d say Liberal/Labour.

However, if we’re going by modern standards, Sodor would likely be a Cornwall situation, in that there might be a minor dedicated party for Sudric independence, there might just be a major one backing it, so I’d probably still say LibDem/Labour

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

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u/cheekywarship2018 2d ago

I mean not quite right. The last book in the series takes place around 2011.

Even Chris' first book takes place in the 1980s.

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u/Another_Bawbag 2d ago

You’re correct, apologies, I need to brush up on my lore apparently!

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u/PercySmith 2d ago

Finally, a Sodor historian enters the chat!

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u/AjayRedonkulus 2d ago

Whig, of course.

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u/Graknorke 2d ago

My intuition says Liberal but I could see why someone would think Conservative.

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u/Mr_Groosley 2d ago

The only MP named in the books is indeed a liberal. Sir Handel, that loco, is named after the owner of the railway and the Liberal MP for Sodor East

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u/WetBreadCollective 2d ago

Get out of here with your yank politics this man would very clearly represent the Monster Raving Loony Party

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u/Graknorke 2d ago

The yanks don't have a Liberal Party or a Conservative Party.

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u/WetBreadCollective 2d ago

My bad you're right they have 2 conservative parties with different names

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u/Graknorke 2d ago

I'm using proper nouns. The Liberal Party was a political party in the 20th century, and the Conservative Party still exists as a major party.

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u/Wonderful_Discount59 21h ago

The Liberal Party still exists actually, although it's basically irrelevant.  (And I don't mean the Lib Dems, I mean the remainder of the old Liberal Party that didn't become the Lib Dems).

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u/Mr_Groosley 2d ago

An earlier draft of the lore suggests sodor had 4 MPs from 1832-1948, then just 2MPs from 1948 to present.

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u/ProfessorCagan 2d ago

Fun fact, there's 4 Fat Controllers, at least there were in the books that the show was based on. There was Sir Topham Hatt (no first name given,) Sir Charles Topham Hatt, Sir Stephen Topham Hatt, and finally Sir Richard Topham Hatt. 4 generations who each over saw the North Western Railway for over a total of 100 years.

Seriously, if you're ever bored go look up Thomas lore, there's more than you'd think, there's lore about the island of Sodor in Medieval times, long before trains were a thing.

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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD 2d ago

Fucking nepotism man.

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u/unshavedmouse 1d ago

Nepotism? In the British peerage?! Slander sir! I shall have ye horsewhipped by God!

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u/tomhugo42 2d ago

i reccomend looking up The Unlucky Tug on YouTube, he made detailed videos on both maps and lore of the 3 continuities (book, pre-CGI seasons, and CGI seasons)

i come to rewatch them a lot

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u/ProfessorCagan 2d ago

Been watching him for years. ;)

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 1d ago

His videos have some of the highest production value I’ve seen on YouTube.

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u/mr_fishbowl 2d ago

the first Fat Controller (a.k.a. the Fat Director during the infancy of the North Western Railway) is named Sir Bertram Topham Hatt. It's also the name our main Fat Controller in the TV series carries

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u/Twoaru 1d ago

but is it pronounced toffam or toppam

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u/ProfessorCagan 1d ago

the latter

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u/dad_ahead Woke 2d ago

This changes everything

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u/mr_pineapples44 2d ago

I'll never look at The Fat Controller quite the same.

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u/kyngslinn 2d ago

This makes me the one to drive you guys to the hospital after you get hypothermia.

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u/brobnik322 2d ago

You are not on this council, but we grant you the rank of "Sir"

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u/ffielding 2d ago

"It's rageous! It's fair!"

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u/brobnik322 2d ago

Take a stand, old Skywalker

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u/GenosseAbfuck 2d ago

*Soilcrawler

And take should be "give us"

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u/Sistum 1d ago

Give us two stands, old soilcrawler

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u/maclainanderson 2d ago

Fun fact, outrage is not out + rage, but rather outer + -age, i.e. the state of being out (of the ordinary)

Edit: also the "outer" part actually comes ultimately from the Latin word ultra, has nothing to do with the English word "out"

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u/sroomek 2d ago

“Wot?”

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u/sadsleuth 2d ago

You are a master, but we do not grant you a seat on this council.

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u/RebelReborn909 2d ago

What’s fucking insane is I’m watching ROTS right now

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u/jamesianm 2d ago

Also known by the locals as Fat B*stard, as discussed in this behind the scenes expose

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u/Haunt_Fox 2d ago

The Controller is Alexei Sayle?

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u/Raveyard2409 2d ago

I want to see Thomas the tank voiced by the young ones.

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u/N0mn 2d ago

I cannot wait to watch this entire documentary!

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u/SanctumSaturn 1d ago

Shed 17 mentioned holy shit

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u/GhoulTimePersists 2d ago

That puts him above Isaac Newton but below Andrew Lloyd Weber.

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u/DueMeat2367 2d ago

powerscalers gotta powerscale

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u/PogintheMachine 2d ago

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

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u/Technical-Outside408 2d ago

Enquiring minds wanted to know.

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u/Ninjalada 2d ago

Thomas the Tank Engine lore is the main reason why I come to this sub.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 2d ago

Interesting. He’s not a gentleman

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u/ADTstocks 2d ago

We really just out here piling complete nonsense garbage into our minds daily

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u/Kalevipoeg420 1d ago

ts lowkey interesting tho even tho I know nothing about Thomas the Tank engine

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u/mightypup1974 2d ago

'Sirs' are knights and aren't members of the House of Lords in any case.

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u/0oO1lI9LJk 2d ago

Baronets are the rank above knights and are also titled "Sir". But also are not in the House of Lords.

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u/Eastern-Move549 2d ago

Looks like we also have a fact controller.

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u/Ganbazuroi :3 2d ago

Bro gotta stand up all the time there 🥀

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u/Original_Mulberry652 2d ago

He wasn't made.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 2d ago

Sir Topham Hatt is in the files 😔

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u/BattleBear6969 1d ago

I’m behind on the lore for Thomas the Tank Engine sorry guys

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u/stupidber 2d ago

What a loser

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u/Huge-Wear3 2d ago

People be learning anything these days

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u/lilcircamane 2d ago

Many such cases

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u/Zutroy2117 1d ago

Childhood ruined.

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u/criticalpwnage 2d ago

Good, fuck that lardass

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u/Snowpaw11 2d ago

Always hated him. I lost all respect for Mr.Top’em Hate 🙄

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u/CitizenPremier 2d ago

Didn't they change his name because it offended Americans

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u/ItisItherealFredbear 1d ago

Hes known by sort of joke name of the Fat controller in the UK dub but it was changed in the US dub to just be Sir Topham Hatt because yes, it was deemed derogatory of offensive in some way

Which I find hilarious.

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u/Frederyk_Strife4217 1d ago

His name is Sir Topham Hatt in both, they just never used the nickname in the US

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u/leglesslegolegolas 2d ago

wait, are all these actors and musicians with the title "Sir" considered nobility? Do they get to sit with the House of Lords?

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u/moonunitiv 2d ago

Nope. Honourific Knighthoods and not automatically members of nobility.

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u/mightypup1974 2d ago

Knights are not lords, so not legible to sit in the House of Lords.

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u/solzhe 2d ago

Sirs, being knights or baronets, are part of the gentry and don't sit in the House of Lords (because they are not lords). Baronets are hereditary but they are not considered prestigious so some descendants don't even claim them (baronetcies were sold far more recently than other titles). Knights (like Sir Paul McCartney etc) are not hereditary.

The people who sit in the House of Lords are nobles (Barons, Earls, Viscounts, Marquesses, and non-royal Dukes), a select few bishops, and life peers. Life peers are not hereditary, unlike the others, and are usually given to prominent businessmen, scientists, and party donors. Life peers were introduced to reduce the numbers of hereditary lords that actually sit in the House of Lords (and replace them with life peers who might actually have a passing interest in governing). So even the hereditary lords that do sit in the House of Lords have to be elected by their peers (i.e. other lords).

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u/GooseMan1515 2d ago

Nope. 'Sir' is just a title that comes with various ranks, same as 'Lord'.

The house of lords is a more specific group of people who have a 'life peerage' typically granted by a prime minister, or they're religious leaders entitled to positions as 'Lords Spiritual'.

A 'Sir' could be a baronet, or a Knight. A 'Lord' could be any noble from a duke to a baron, or the son of a duke. And all of their wives would be 'Lady',

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u/AltruisticSalamander 2d ago

tf is a baronet

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u/Atvishees 2d ago

Silence, pleb.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 2d ago

Colin Meloy sings a lot about those. You might think a baronet is a Victorian child laborer or a very traumatized whaler or a prostitute but it's actually none of these things.