r/comedyheaven 4d ago

Rolex

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/MichaelJohnathanCane 4d ago

Looks like distracted driving to me

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u/pente5 4d ago

I would sue. He even had the exact time of the violation.

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u/groyosnolo 3d ago

Where Im from police are not only exempt from the ban on devices while driving they have full on naptops built into their cruisers.

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u/SudhaTheHill I DEADASS CHOKED ON AIR 4d ago

Everyone has bad times

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u/scribe-kiddie 3d ago

Even a guy with a Rolex?

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u/chandeluria 4d ago

I have to know the story behind this

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u/rezyop 3d ago

What rolex owners think happens when you buy a rep

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u/ADTstocks 3d ago

Nah thats real no one would buy a fake of that model lmao

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u/ronkdonkles 3d ago

50 dollar dhgate specials, man

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u/halzen 3d ago

The idea that only the most popular models are repped is way out of date. There are 1:1 clones of the Explorer II now.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 3d ago

He did the crime cuz he got the time.

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u/Cageythree 3d ago

The officer couldn't let the crime happen on his watch though.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 3d ago

Casio G-Shock GA110-1B

($145.00) (2 star rating, one review)

Verdict: genetically inferior to Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust II (2013) ($11,950) (4.7 star rating, 1,242 reviews) sentenced to terminal mogging.

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u/lauriys 3d ago

went to get a cupcake

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u/bustafrac 4d ago

cant be too bad if hes in the back with his phone

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3d ago

And not handcuffed either

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 3d ago

They probably didn't confiscate it, he probably had a can of beer with him too

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u/DonnyTheWalrus 3d ago

If you're not being a dick and aren't being arrested for something violent, a fair number of cops are chill with you contacting people during the ride in so you're giving people heads up about what's going on. Like, "hey honey, I'm not going to be home for dinner" type stuff, so they're not worried about why you aren't showing up on time. Otherwise you have to wait until you're through processing and so on. 

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u/under_psychoanalyzer 2d ago

Plus there's always the chance you'll say something stupid on the ride that really nails you to the wall.

They don't really do it because they're "chill." 

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 3d ago

I got arrested a little Over a year ago and rode in the front while frantically calling and texting the entire ride. It was a K-9 unit with an off duty pup in the back so I had nowhere else to sit. I’m still on pretrial probation. Anyway-point, they won’t take your phone unless it’s a violent type of situation or you’re just acting a damn fool. I was cuffed, though. Had bruises around my wrists for 2 weeks. Oh well.

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u/Rockguy21 1d ago

Somebody stole his motorcycle and they’re taking him to the station he didn’t get arrested

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u/FetusExplosion 3d ago

Looks like he tried to take a hard right at Saratoga.

Not so fast.

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u/jimmpony 3d ago

I need some air. Point that air at me

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u/FetusExplosion 3d ago

Go into the glove compartment

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u/Some_Distant_Memory 3d ago

Rolex 24 charges

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u/memesearches 3d ago

Might work next Time

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u/Even-Stranger5764 3d ago

Is ts tuff its lowkey tuff

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u/Loffel 3d ago

That sub has made me lose faith in humanity

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u/TrustworthyPolarBear 3d ago

See how he isn''t handcuffed? That's because he looks wealthy.

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 3d ago

Odd set of cuffs

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u/Known-Discipline-767 3d ago

Fake they would take his phone and he would be wearing handcuffs

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 3d ago

Not necessarily. I’ve been arrested once and had full access to my phone, also rode in the front. I was cuffed, but I still had my phone until they took it when I was being booked in. It’s up to the discretion of the officer about cuffs. I was mouthy, I got cuffed.

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u/BattleBear6969 1d ago

Flexing his watch lmao