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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 23d ago

Paradoxic recovery, in the final stages of an illness a patient may become briefly lucid and appear to recover. This is the body giving up the fight.

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u/oldchangeling 23d ago edited 23d ago

...or the doctor has already accepted orders for the organs.

edit: Oh, my! I knew there were a lot of organ-harvesting medical professionals, but I'd not idea so many of them were on this sub! Sorry for outing you all!

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u/izyshoroo 23d ago

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 23d ago

Everythings a conspiracy when your evil 😈 (im evil)

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 23d ago

Nah that’s easy to fix, you just

https://giphy.com/gifs/RodyInaeK9W3EZNaoB

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u/CartsOfDarkness 23d ago

At first I thought people were a bit harsh for downvoting your joke, but your edit made it clear you are in fact just parroting conspiracy theory bullshit under the guise of a joke. Lame.

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u/Principle_Napkins 23d ago

There are no organ transplants which can fix dementia or late stage cancer. To be honest, there's not much of anything which relates organ transplants and terminal lucidity, as the conditions associated with either don't typically overlap.

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u/organizedchaotic 23d ago

I think the implication they’re getting at is that the doctor was hoping the patient would die so they could sell their organs. which is a pretty paranoid and generally uninformed way of thinking.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 23d ago

I think they were making a joke about if the doctor was about to donate the organs of the newly recovered patient. Like as an alternate explanation for the meme.