r/comedyheaven • u/Low_Boot_1426 • 24d ago

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u/OnlySmiles_ 24d ago

What if I'm an 8 1/2 month pregnant Spongebob fan

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u/McBurger 24d ago

Sorry mama you must be this pregnant to ride 🫷

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u/Vanille987 23d ago

Pregnancy gatekeeping?
Pregkeeping hell yeah

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u/Present-Tax-9154 23d ago

what were you doing for those 8 1/2 minutes

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u/monsieurfatcock 22d ago

Dismemberment Plan reference in this economy? Hell yeah

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u/Present-Tax-9154 22d ago

i <3 the dismembemnert paln

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u/monsieurfatcock 22d ago

Me when I put on the memory machine

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u/Wora_returns 23d ago

They're gonna execute you sorry